From 115698192e9c1609fc1f9f058f91afce65d98a9b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matt Rowbottom Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2026 14:43:11 +1100 Subject: [PATCH] vault backup: 2026-04-02 14:43:11 --- Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 1.md | 8 ++++---- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 1.md b/Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 1.md index 4adce4e..d6de2ed 100644 --- a/Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 1.md +++ b/Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 1.md @@ -14,13 +14,13 @@ Bubba bravely descended into the darkness, trailed by Autismus, whilst an ever-s No sooner had they entered than they encountered a narrow land bridge spanning a chasm, and with no other means of crossing, they began to warily tread the gap. -Halfway across, they were beset upon by large, insectile beasts and, heroically, Joffrey vaulted the sheep he kept in front of him to engage them; although despite his efforts, he was unable to land a swing. +Halfway across, they were beset upon by large, [[Rust Monsters| insectile beasts]] and heroically, Joffrey vaulted the sheep he kept in front of him to engage them; although despite his efforts, he was unable to land a swing. -Quickly this fight devolved into disaster; weapons were dissolved by the bodily builds of the monsters, shots were missed or ineffective and an unbelievably devastating bite felled Joffrey in a single blow. Desperation reigned, Autismus made a last ditch effort to get to Joffrey as the light faded in his eyes and was miraculously able to heal him.
 +Quickly this fight devolved into disaster; weapons were dissolved by the monsters, shots were missed or ineffective and an unbelievably devastating bite felled Joffrey in a single blow. Desperation reigned, Autismus made a last ditch effort to get to Joffrey as the light faded in his eyes, and was miraculously able to heal him.
 -Bubba was wobbly on his feet and down to swiping his fishing rod in a last act of futility; thinking quickly, with his newfound vitality, Joffrey inspired the others and encouraged them to push the creatures off of the bridge, this moment of brilliance saved lives. +Bubba was wobbly on his feet and down to swiping his fishing rod in a last act of futility; thinking quickly, with his newfound vitality, Joffrey inspired the others, and encouraged them to push the creatures off of the bridge; this moment of brilliance saved their lives. -Even amid the commotion, it did not go unnoticed that the sheep had fled at the first sign of trouble and Joffrey retrieved it with an appropriate level of negative reinforcement.

Making their way down the tunnel, they came to a fork and chose to go left which brought them to a room strewn with bones and seemingly little else; searching the debris Bubba however, uncovered a Bag of Holding, several potions and a rusty flail. Joffrey, as the most responsible and experienced in handling valuable possessions, selflessly offered to bear this burden on behalf of the party and a presented a case that both of his weapons had been tragically lost. With little fuss it was agreed that this was most sensible. +Even amid the commotion, it did not go unnoticed that the sheep had fled at the first sign of trouble, and Joffrey retrieved it with an appropriate level of negative reinforcement.

Making their way down the tunnel, they came to a fork and chose to go left which brought them to a room strewn with bones and seemingly little else; searching the debris Bubba however, uncovered a Bag of Holding, several potions and a rusty flail. Joffrey, as the most responsible and experienced in handling valuable possessions, selflessly offered to bear this burden on behalf of the party and a presented a case that both of his weapons had been tragically lost. With little fuss it was agreed that this was most sensible. Backtracking, they took the neighbouring tunnel and arrived in a worked stone room with a number of barrels, among which, Joffrey shrewdly observed one of unnatural cleanliness. Conjuring his mage hand, he proceeded to knock upon the conspicuous cask and it burst to life, sprouting metal limbs and screeching “intruder alert”.

Ushering the party back, Joffrey courageously confronted the entity and cast Thunderwave upon it, obliterating the contents of the room and doing considerable damage to this barbarous barrel. Unfortunately, the venomous vessel doused the party in poisonous beer and promptly set them on fire for good measure.