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Notable members:
- Ambassador [[Katar Von Erg]]
- [[Xedali]]
- Princess [[Xedali]]
- Emperor Xavian
- Princess Xelith

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The Griff are a race of militaristic, humanoid hippos known for the proficiency with the manufacture and use of firearms.
The Griff are a race of militaristic, humanoid hippos known for their proficiency with the manufacture and use of firearms; as well as their peculiar defecation mechanics, spreading feces over a wide area with their tails whenever the need arises.
Notable members:
- [[Crux]] - Previously a commodore before falling to disgrace

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- Stevie
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| ![[636376316530280715.jpeg]] | ***"57EV1E (Stevie) is a Pentadrone of the Plane of Law that was found imprisoned in the bowels of [[The Ivory Tower]], guarded by a metallic chimera, for unknown reasons."<br><br>***"The party attempted to free him and return him to his plane, but he was recaptured almost immediately by [[Trae'Vhor]] and returned to his imprisonment." |
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| ![[636376316530280715.jpeg]] | ***"57EV1E (Stevie) is a Pentadrone of the Plane of Law that was found imprisoned in the bowels of [[The Ivory Tower]], guarded by a metallic chimera, for unknown reasons."***<br><br>***"The party attempted to free him and return him to his plane, but he was recaptured almost immediately by [[Trae'Vhor]], and returned to his imprisonment."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Sahuagin
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| ![[Crazy Eddy.png]] | ***"Crazy Eddy is a Sahuagin used shark salesman. He was encountered by [[Zarveth]] in [[Session 8.5 (Notes)\|Session 8.5]], on the joint mission to their underwater city, with [[Squelch]], to secure the [[Lobster Ship]]."***<br><br>***"Zarveth negotiated a trade with Crazy Eddy and purchased the high mileage shark, [[Old Tony]], to be his personal mount for the price of a magical harpoon from a guard tower ballista."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Human
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| ![[Dexa.png]] | ***"Dexa is a human female member of [[Crux]]' crew; she is the emaciated and sickly appearing spelljammer pilot of The [[Second Wind]]."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Dragon
- Halfling
- Gnome
- Dragonborn
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| ![[Dyson.png]] | ***"Dyson is a miniature dragonborn (half dragon and half halfling), son of [[Hoover Schlorp]] and the [[Dragon Queen]], half brother of [[Solkanaar]]. He is a brilliant engineer and scientist, most recently employed at [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]"*** |
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| ![[Dyson and Owlbear.png]] | ***"The party first encountered Dyson when they saved him from an Owlbear while on an errand from [[Solkanaar]] to find him."*** |
| ![[Dyson.png]] | ***"Dyson is a miniature dragonborn (half dragon and half gnome), son of [[Hoover Schlorp]] and the [[Dragon Queen]], half brother of [[Solkanaar]]. He is a brilliant engineer and scientist, most recently employed at [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]"*** |
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| ![[Dyson and Owlbear.png]] | ***"The party first encountered Dyson when they saved him from an Owlbear while on an errand from [[Solkanaar]] to find him."*** |

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| ![[Flapjack.png]] | ***"Flapjack is a Flumph test-pilot previously employed by [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]] and close personal friend of [[Dyson]]. He currently serves as the makeshift pilot of [[Tiefstein Tower]]."*** |
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| ![[Joffrey Disgust.png]] | ***"He's typically regarded as a disgusting goo-monster by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], that feeds on emotions and violates peoples minds "*** |
| ![[Joffrey Disgust.png]] | ***"He's typically regarded as a disgusting goo-monster by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], that feeds on emotions and violates peoples minds."*** |

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tags:
- NPC
- Halfling
- Necromancer
- Gnome
aliases:
- Hoover
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| ![[Hoover Schlorp.png]] | ***"Hoover Schlorp is a Halfling necromancer of some repute, who was contracted by [[The Ivory Tower]] to develop '[[Big Succ]]' technology. He fathered [[Dyson]] with the [[Dragon Queen]] after using a wish spell to enhance his anatomy. The party first encountered him in the basement of [[Tiefstein Tower]] when he was harvesting life energy from the populace of [[The Watt Tribe]] at [[Steep Run]]."*** |
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| ![[Hoover Schlorp.png]] | ***"Hoover Schlorp is a gnome necromancer of some repute, who was contracted by [[The Ivory Tower]] to develop '[[Big Succ]]' technology."*** <br><br>***"He fathered [[Dyson]] with the [[Dragon Queen]] after using a wish spell to enhance his anatomy."*** <br><br>***"The party first encountered him in the basement of [[Tiefstein Tower]], when he was harvesting life energy from the populace of [[The Watt Tribe]] at [[Steep Run]] in [[Session 4]]."*** |
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- Kilgore
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| ![[Kilgore the Destroyer.png]] | ***"Kilgore the Destroyer is a veteran mercenary barbarian from [[The Rock of Bral]], that has been hired previously by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] as muscle. He was pivotal in Joffrey's team winning first place in the talent contest held at [[The Happy Beholder]]." |
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| ![[Kilgore the Destroyer.png]] | ***"Kilgore the Destroyer is a veteran mercenary barbarian from [[The Rock of Bral]], that has been hired previously by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] as muscle. He was pivotal in Joffrey's team winning first place in the talent contest held at [[The Happy Beholder]]."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Beholder
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| ![[Large_Luigi.png]] | ***"Large Luigi is a unique, friendly Beholder that is the proprietor of [[The Happy Beholder]] on [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Gnome
---
| ![[Lilip.png]] | ***"Lilip is a gnome engineer and member of [[Crux]]' crew onboard The [[Second Wind]]. She seems to spend all of her time belowdecks in her workshop, and no member of the party has bothered to meet her yet."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Lamp
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| ![[Lumio.png]] | ***"Lumio is a sentient desk lamp won by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] and his team, as first prize in the talent show at [[The Happy Beholder]]. He is overly friendly, eager to please and somewhat unlikable."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Hadozee
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| ![[Mr Gibbons.png]] | ***"Mr Gibbons is the Hadozee first mate of The [[Second Wind]], under Commodore [[Crux]]. He is an obnoxious and unerringly rational person that does not believe in magic; While he makes great pains to point out that magic isn't real, he is spiritual and believes in religion and divine miracles."*** |
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tags:
- NPC
- Shark
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| ![[Old Tony.png]] | ***"Old Tony is the underwater mount of [[Zarveth]], purchased from [[Crazy Eddy]], while visiting the underwater city of the Sahuagin. He traded a magical harpoon, stolen from a Sahuagin guard tower out of a ballista, after assassinating the guard."***<br><br>(Old Tony was first seen in [[Session 8.5 (Notes)\|Session 8.5]]) |
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tags:
- NPC
- Human
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| ![[Peggy.png]] | ***"Peggy is a human female member of [[Crux]]' crew; she is a deckhand onboard The [[Second Wind]] that notably has a pegleg. She fell down the stairs and is currently in the infirmary after breaking her other leg. "*** |
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- Undead
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| ![[Roblin.png]] | ***"Roblin was a goblin member of [[The Watt Tribe]] who died on an expedition to [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]. He was subsequently raised as an undead servant of [[Dyson]], used to carry cursed items that he used in his experiments. He was dissolved inside of a gelatinous cube that the party fought inside of the facility."*** |
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| ![[Roblin.png]] | ***"Roblin was a goblin member of [[The Watt Tribe]] who died on an expedition to [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]] in [[Session 5.5 (Notes)\|Session 5.5]]. He was subsequently raised as an undead servant of [[Dyson]] and used to carry cursed items that he used in his experiments. "*** |
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| ![[Roblin Dissolve.png]]![[Joffrey Xbow.png]] | ***"He was dissolved inside of a gelatinous cube that the party fought inside of the facility, after being shot in the head by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]."*** |

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tags:
- NPC
- Lizardfolk
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| ![[Vask.png]] | ***"Vask is a deeply spiritual Lizardfolk member of the crew of The [[Second Wind]], under Commodore [[Crux]]. "***<br><br>***"He was previously the unreliable lookout of the ship, having poor vision with one eye, and frequently meditating with the other closed while on watch."*** <br><br>***"He is currently quartered with [[Bubba]] and assists him in his alchemical endeavors, being something of a substance enthusiast."*** |
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- Black_Abishai
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| ![[Zarveth.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a Black Abishai in service to the [[Dragon Queen]] and is an emissary of Tiamat. He often hides in the shadows of the Queen's chambers on guard."*** |
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| ![[Zarveth deal.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a collector of faces and has been known to use them as a form of currency, to the horror and misfortune of mortals that encounter him."*** |
| ![[Zarveth and Squeeve.png]] | ***"Zarveth accompanied [[Squelch]] on a mission to acquire a [[Lobster Ship]] from the Sahuagin at the bottom of the ocean, and if possible, their fealty. Pictured is Zarveth mistreating Squeeve, one of Squelch's companions."*** |
| ![[Zarveth.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a Black Abishai in service to the [[Dragon Queen]] and is an emissary of Tiamat. He often hides in the shadows of the Queen's chambers on guard."***<br><br>***"His personal underwater mount is [[Old Tony]], the shark."*** |
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| ![[Zarveth deal.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a collector of faces and has been known to use them as a form of currency, to the horror and misfortune of mortals that encounter him."*** |
| ![[Zarveth and Squeeve.png]] | ***"Zarveth accompanied [[Squelch]] on a mission to acquire a [[Lobster Ship]] from the Sahuagin at the bottom of the ocean, and if possible, their fealty. Pictured is Zarveth mistreating Squeeve, one of Squelch's companions."*** |

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- Ranger
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| ![[bubba.webp]] | ***"Bubba is a Halfling ranger and fishing enthusiast from the village of [[SiegHell]]; he was previously a Tiefling, before betraying his race and transitioning. He is currently infested by a mechanical snake, implanted in him by [[Trae'Vhor]], and is susceptible to [[Snake Jazz]]."*** |
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| ![[Pre Op Bubba.png]] | ***"A pre-op depiction of the entity known only as 'Bubba'."*** |
| ![[Bubba Spit.png]] | ***"Bubba is known for his unconventional strategies and 'out of the box' thinking. Pictured is him spitting an alchemical concoction into the engines of [[Tiefstein Tower]] to boost its power levels. "*** |
| ![[Bubba and Cinnamon.png]] | ***"He acquired a disabled dog called 'Cinnamon' from the market district on [[The Rock of Bral]]"*** |
| ![[bubba.webp]] | ***"Bubba is a Halfling ranger and fishing enthusiast from the village of [[SiegHell]]; he was previously a Tiefling, before betraying his race and transitioning."*** <br><br>***"He is currently infested by a mechanical snake, implanted in him by [[Trae'Vhor]], and is susceptible to [[Snake Jazz]]."*** |
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| ![[Pre Op Bubba.png]] | ***"A pre-op depiction of the entity known only as 'Bubba'."*** |
| ![[Bubba Spit.png]]<br>![[Bubba Lightning.png]] | ***"Bubba is known for his unconventional strategies and 'out of the box' thinking. Pictured: <br>-Spitting an alchemical concoction into the engines of [[Tiefstein Tower]] to boost its power levels.<br>-Capturing lightning in a bottle to avoid electrocution."*** |
| ![[Bubba and Cinnamon.png]] | ***"He acquired a disabled dog called 'Cinnamon' from the market district on [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
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- Bard
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| ![[Joffrey Tiefstein.png]] | ***"Admiral Joffrey Tiefstein is a Tiefling Bard, privately educated at the College of Eloquence; He is a renowned entertainer, entrepreneur, philanthropist, philosopher and author."***<br><br>***"He is the current proprietor of [[Tiefstein Tower]], a successful, mobile, fine-dining establishment. He notably possesses the [[Ioun Stone of Eternity]] and is functionally immortal."***<br><br>***"His first successful business venture was [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]], a popular local drinking establishment, located in the town of [[SiegHell]]."***<br><br>***"Among his musical feats, Joffrey is credited as the original composer of [[Snake Jazz]]."***<br><br>***"Joffrey sometimes masquerades as his alter ego, Duke Ary Magini, a wealthy noble and socialite from a place you've never heard of."*** | |
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| ![[Taftstan the Endless.png]] | ***"Some primitive cultures have been known to worship him as a deity, known as Taftstan the Endless"*** | |
| ![[Joffrey's Locket.png]] | ***"He's regularly seen gazing into his locket, at an image of Joffrey Tiefstein, that he finds inspiring."*** | |
| ![[Joffrey Tiefstein.png]] | ***"Admiral Joffrey Tiefstein is a Tiefling Bard, privately educated at the College of Eloquence; He is a renowned entertainer, entrepreneur, philanthropist, philosopher and author."***<br><br>***"He was originally a charlatan from the town of [[SiegHell]], attempting to get rich quick by exploiting the local market."***<br><br>***"He is the current proprietor of [[Tiefstein Tower]], a successful, mobile, fine-dining establishment. He notably possesses the [[Ioun Stone of Eternity]] and is functionally immortal."***<br><br>***"His first successful business venture was [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]], a popular local drinking establishment, located in the town of [[SiegHell]]."***<br><br>***"Among his musical feats, Joffrey is credited as the original composer of [[Snake Jazz]]."***<br><br>***"Joffrey sometimes masquerades as his alter ego, Duke Ary Magini, as in his encounter with [[Bad Boy Bubby]], a wealthy noble and socialite from a place you've never heard of."*** |
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| ![[Taftstan the Endless.png]] | ***"Some primitive cultures have been known to worship him as a deity, known as Taftstan the Endless"*** |
| ![[Joffrey's Locket.png]] | ***"He's regularly seen gazing into his locket, at an image of Joffrey Tiefstein, that he finds inspiring."*** |

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| ![[Squelch 1.png]] | ***"Squelch 'Wielder of the [[The Wak Splat]]' is a goblin paladin of [[The Watt Tribe]], a group of goblins coaxed into worshipping the [[Dragon Queen]]. He is a burgeoning resistance leader and aspires to free his people and find them a new home."***<br><br>***"Squelch became clan leader after he slew the previous occupier of this position for making comments about his mother and her 3000 children to different fathers."*** |
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| ![[Squelch 1.png]] | ***"Squelch 'Wielder of the [[The Wak Splat]]' is a goblin paladin of [[The Watt Tribe]], a group of goblins coaxed into worshipping the [[Dragon Queen]]. "***<br><br>***"Squelch became clan leader after he slew the previous occupier of this position, for making comments about his mother, and her 3000 children to different fathers."***<br><br>***"He is a burgeoning resistance leader that aspires to free his people, in partnership with the [[Scrapjacks]], and find them a new home."***<br><br> |
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| ![[Squelch Misty Step.png]] | ***"He currently wields the [[Sword of Dragon Hoarding]], and is clad in Illithid plate armor recovered from a derelict Mindflayer Nautiloid ship."*** |

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aliases:
- Session 5.5
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3/5/2025 - Brown Mesa Goblin One-Shot
Jack: Preacher Maynard
Kyle: Dy Vurzidy
Kye: Grekko
Nightmares:Dy Vurzidy - there are only 2 genders, goblin female oppression.
Preacher - Stuck in Melbourne and cant escape; there are Indian coffee vendors everywhere.
Grekko - in a cold sweat, all Neverwinter Fried Chicken (NFC) are closing down.
“Finally awake” scene in the back of a wagon travelling through the forest.
Exposition about how they encountered villagers/humans on the way in the countryside that they questioned/killed. Villagers mostly told them that there is no building at the place that they indicated, its only a cave/hole in the ground, nothing has been there in their lifetime.
Last person they encounter is an old hermit in the woods that they let live, he tells them that there truly wasnt anything there recently but then a building appeared overnight in the hollow space where the cave mouth used to be.
The goblins arrive at the exterior of the facility, a high quality construction wall with a large round door and wall sconces flanking it. When they approach, the sconces alight with green flame and the door rolls open automatically in an inviting fashion.
Grekko inserts his torch into one of the sconces and collects some green flame, mystified by it.
They enter the door and find themselves in a grand entryway/foyer, it features a fine stone floor and polished steel walls and ceiling. There is an admin desk on the right hand side in front of the “business managers” office and deeper into the space are a series of pedestals with decorative artefacts under glass flanking the walkway.
On the wall above the admin desk is a fancy sign of metal letters on the wall “Brown Mesa: Magical Research and Development”
Dy, as the current leader of this squad, takes her team to the Business managers office after collecting the staff directory from the admin desk. They enter, preacher takes the lead into the space and approaches the desk, does not see the sleeping giant venomous snake behind it that attacks him, injuring him.
Combat begins and Grekko throws his green flaming torch on to the desk in an effort to distract or injure the snake but it is comfortably behind it and unaffected.
Dy fails to hit it
Preacher misses
The snake rounds the desk and attacks Grekko, he wrestles with it and it tries to constrict him, but he has a body like Grekko and resists before killing it, cutting it in half horizontally.
Preacher squeezes out the snakes guts and collects the wet skin that he drapes around himself; Dy snaps off the fangs and keeps those.
Grekko finds a dagger in the managers desk “Kurzdun”.
Preacher checks the key cabinet and finds that all the spare keys are gone but on the poorly filled out log there is mention of one being with Beatrice in the Yellow Lab and another is with Jeff in the Blue Lab.
There was some paperwork on the table and in the desk incriminating Leon Tusk in using funds to prop up his other businesses but goblins dont care about that shit and Grekko dumps it all into the fire spreading on the top of the desk.
Group decide to check pedestals in the lobby, find they are mostly cultural artefacts, bent sticks, bone cups etc but find one that has a nice ring in it and another up the back that has a shiny helmet in it.
Grekko hands off his plain iron ring to Preacher and suggests that he swap it out, Indiana jones style after preacher notices the trip wire on the inside of the glass cases that would activate when opened.
Grekko studies the wires and thinks they might be a trap that would electrocute you when opening it.
Dy has them stand back and then destroys the glass case with an eldritch blast, the ring falls to the floor and starts to roll towards them, mystically attracting their attention. Dy collects the ring.
Lightning goes off and strikes the wall but doesnt affect them as they are by a doorway.
Dy continues blasting cases but destroys the mundane contents; preacher avoids the lightning by standing in a doorway with no metal.
Destroys the case with the helm and trees to hand it to Grekko but finds out she cant get rid of it, its cursed and now attuned to her. Puts it on.
Grekko busts open the padlock on the artefact storage room at the far end of the entryway, janitors closet inside with a door at the back with storage. Inside there is a table with carefully arranged candles on it, one stands out that is in a nice candelabra and is heavily ornamented.
Preacher greedily grabs it and 3 kobolds bust out of the walls “you no takey candle” and attack party
The first one stabs Grekko in the knee
Dy uses cold touch on one and withers it, killing it “Karens cold touch”.
Preacher bonks one with his mace and squashes its candle with it barely alive.
Grekko gets stabbed in his other knee and the kobold is hanging off his knees by his knives. Grekko stabs it with Kurzdun and kills it but suffers a stabbing pain in his back, finds out the dagger is cursed and he cant get rid of it.
Dy blasts the last kobold to bits.
Preecha complains pitifully about not having a chance to recover since being bitten by the snake.
Grekko uses his food ability, finds a body temp tinned pie in his pocket and gives it to preacha that restores a small amount of health. He also finds a tin of expired nut meat on a shelf in the janitors closet and eats it, causing him to be sick and lose some health.
Kobold bodies dissolve away.
Preecha realises he dropped the candle and tries to pick it up again “you no take candle” 3 more kobolds appear and Dy/Grekko realise the outer door is sealed when this happens.
Grekko tries throwing the dagger, it misses the target but re appears in his back where he felt the pain earlier but it doesnt do damage.
Dy blasts one of the kobolds to death
Preacher is stabbed to death by kobolds
Dy kills another - critical hit
Dy dies as the ring sucks her soul out from performing a critical hit
The ring falls off and starts to roll across the room towards Grekko who jams it on, notices a mushroom in his shoe and eats it for some health back. Then he stabs the final kobold to death after it misses him.
Kobold bodies dissolve away.orb of light leaves Preechas chest and goes through back wallLeon Tusk appears, well dressed human “do you see ?”
Grekko collects Preechas Holy Hand Grenade as well as the magic helmet, limps out to the admin desk to take a short rest.
Vrek (Jack) and Pisspot (Kyle) rock up, along with Roblin that asks to join them. Grekko attempts to dismiss him and is overruled by the new leader, Vrek, who instead orders Roblin to shadow Grekko who is happy to do so and does the Rimmer salute.
Grekko makes Roblin open one of the remaining glass cases to retrieve a bent stick and gets him electrocuted.
Vrek orders him to open the door to the Yellow Lab and step in; he complies and rotates on the spot describing being in the small airlock and nothing happens.
Vrek has him attempt to open the inner door, this causes the outer to slam shut and gas starts to fill the space; he jokes about it getting harder to breathe and asks them to open the outer door. They fake desperately trying to open it and allow him to be gassed.
Turns out there was a lever to operate the gas, its for cleaning employees before they enter the yellow lab, robin just didnt see/comprehend it. Note from management that sometimes the automatic gas system gets stuck on and requires a manual reset with the lever.
The others make it through with no issue and notice the warmth and humidity; room seems corroded and mouldy, likely from the humidity.
2 diagonal slabs, one with a corpse on it and the other with a beige magical field around it.
Pisspot studies the dead body and finds that it looks like something burst out of the body rather than it being ravaged by an external attacker.
Beatrice is in the field, magically suspended, has the spare keys on a lanyard visible.
The lads investigate the bed, there are some simple rune controls on the bottom “on/off” and a triangular slot behind a flap for some unknown utility.
Grekko thinks she probably has some sort of monster in her and they should lower the force field, drop the holy hand grenade in and then turn it back on and blow her up.
They turn off the field, drop in the Holy Hand Grenade and then realise it wont turn back on and Beatrice wakes up holding the grenade and starts to question them. Grekko dives away just before the explosion goes off leaving Beatrice near death and Vrek and Pisspot badly injured.
Beatrice is extremely upset and panicked and starts raving that they have to be quiet just before brown drips land on her shoulder and they all look up as a xenomorph rust monster drops down and bites her head off.
Combat starts:
Pisspot lobs a jar of piss at the monster but the shiny magic helmet that Grekko is wearing draws his attention and makes him target that instead.
Vrek attempts to fire an arrow and similarly is drawn to Grekkos magic helmet, killing him.
Pisspot attacks with his longsword that dissolves on contact with the beast after doing mild damage.
Xenomorph attacks and dissolves Pisspots armour and shield in a couple of attacks
Ultimately kills passport and the ring slips off his finger and begins to roll towards Vrek, pulling his attention to it.
In a last ditch effort he puts the ring on and attacks, however it sucks his soul out on a crit and the party wipes.
As he dies, he sees the Xenomorph freeze and begin to dissolve away.
Kye: Grizzle Gutz
Jack: FizzleKyle: Critz GoTurden, Jonesy the cat
The party are in the mess hall poking around, Critz summons his cat, Jonesy, and tells it to investigate the food area. It does so with gusto and proceeds to knock everything off of the table and pulls out all of the items onto the floor.
2 orbs of light waft through the wall and proceed through the room, before leaving through the window at the opposite end.
The look out of the observation window at the opposite end and witness the demon engine and the reality tear, feel primal fear as they see it. Observation window has tiered stadium/theatre seating in front of it.
Proceed down the corridor on the opposite side of the room from admin, Grizzle Gutz sees a trip wire and a note on the far side that says “caution”.Steps over the wire, note says “Caution: Trip Hazard, employees are reminded not to look up.”He heeds the advice, as does fizzle and they keep moving down the hall.
Critz tries to order Jonesy to check the corridor for them but she is disinterested and fucking around like a cat.
Critz uses his knifes reflection to inspect the ceiling and notices another note attached there, directly above the other. He steps over the wire and looks up, it says “Aubergine”.“Aubergine ?” He says, confused and the magic words cause the trapdoor under him to open. He almost falls in and dies, barely manages to grab the edge, Jonesy jumps onto his back and claws him trying not to fall as he climbs out.
They move to the Cyan lab, mill around inside, tanks full of liquid and drowning zombies, crystals and metal rods pointing at the tanks, seem inert currently.
Fizzle inspects small desk in the corner and discovers Hoovers workstation, recovers his journal and the Suckinator Mk1 wand. Critz finds another cursed wand on the central table and alerts Fizzle to it to collect.
Critz finds the dagger of forked tongues
Grizzle inspects the zombies in the tank and considers breaking one to get the potentially magic water “maybe its the fountain of youth or potion of immortality ?”.Critz smashes the glass on one while hes umming and erring.
Critz is attacked by the zombie, then hides, and zombie comes out and attacks Grizzle instead.
It does some damage to him before Critz re-appears and stabs it in the back with his new dagger
Zombie crits Grizzle for big damage and Grizzle hits it back, managing to kill it.
Grizzle finds a cursed magic lantern in the storage cupboard covered in test tubes.
Grizzle tastes the water from the tank but its regular water, a bit undead-y.
They move on to the Blue lab and find a big door with water seeping out from under it, a corpse slumped up against it reaching for the bar holding it shut.
There is a table covered in chemistry stuff with a small water elemental trapped under a glass case, surrounded by crystals and metal rods similar to the cyan lab.
Water from under the door feels like its looking at them; Grizzle Gutz messes with it and tastes it, angry water, maybe carbonated ?Puddle starts to fizz and animate, ripples appear in the surface, there is a thud on the other side of the large, barred door.
Critz thinks of using his cat figurine to store the small water elemental and take it with them, deduces that its likely a fragment of a larger elemental, perhaps its how they reproduce ?
Maybe there is a big, angry water elemental behind the door.
Banging gets progressively louder and more violent, dents start to appear and the bar begins to shift.
Critz stores the small water elemental in Jonesys figuring and they flee from the lab; Grizzle locks the door with the keys he found on the dead body.
They decide to go to the yellow lab and find the aftermath of the previous encounter that wiped out the other party.They shine the magic lantern around like a black light and discover stains on Roblins face that seem incongruous with the injuries hes received.
Grizzle Gutz retrieves the magic ring that is seen rolling towards them
No sign of monster and they check the hatchery room at the rear and find 3x hatched eggs along with a sign from management informing them to stay quiet and not wake the babies. (Shushing librarian stock image)
There isnt much else of interest and they head to the red lab next
The cat keeps spazzing out trying to get the ring off of its ankle intermittently
Discover blood based experiments, another bed/slab on a 45 degree angle for someone to recline on, big tank of red viscous liquid with a hose and needle.
Big metal locker on one side of room, glass case on the wall with red crowbar inside “break in case of emergency”. one the other side is a suspicious apple press looking contraption with red fluids all over it and in the collection compartment underneath.
Grizz opens the metal locker and 3 cherubs (undead flying babies that look a bit squashed) burst out along with 3 head crabs that deal him some damage.
Fizzle casts magic missile on them and does some distributed damage; the one charging at him hits the wall behind him and slides to the ground. The cursed wand drains his intelligence as he casts the spell and he feels himself become retarded.
Grizzle ends up with a head crab latched on to him after killing a cherub, something thunks into his head and he starts to lose control of his body.
Critz decides to try and help him by sneak attack critting the head crab, does enormous damage and stabs through it into Grizzles brain, killing him instantly.
Another head crab latches on to the cat
Fizzle magic missiles the cherubs again and kills two of them that were previously weakened. Executes the one on the ground by him.
Critz breaks glass and picks up the crowbar, levers off the head crab on the cat and kills it. Fizzle kills the last remaining head crab.
Shortly after, Gonad the Ballbarian enters the room and joins the band (Kye)
Investigate the viewing gallery next, look through to the forge, nothing of interest in there, some notes that Gonad feeds into the flames of the wall sconces.
They enter the forge room, find the magical item forge, big clear tanks of metallic fluid, mould on the table in the shape of a gun, Fizzle confused by this and not sure what it is.
Activation runes on the front along with a triangular slot behind a flap; Critz activates the machine, a big press comes down, the fluid is injected and it produces a BFG 9000.
After a ding, the draw slides open and there are 4 magic shells to load into it that he takes with him.
Gonad finds the Plate of the Martyr among the tool benches along the side of the room.
Nothing else of value in here, looks like a smelter for producing the metallic fluid and chemistry stuff. (Add blueprints and notes on items)
Door on far side reads “directors private gallery, through to Directors office and primary experiment chamber”.Enter the screaming gallery, faces on walls along with name badges of staff members underneath them like plaques. Faces are somehow animate and screaming/crying/wailing, “furniture” is animate flesh, distorted shapes of people.
Enter Directors Office, find his notes and a necklace of ascension, Fizzle dons this and attempts to use it. He fails and is horrifically turned into a semi living end table that scuttles out to the gallery, joining the other furniture. The Suckinator wand and the necklace fall from his corpse but the cursed items seem to be fused to his body.
Seems likely that Leon Tusk succeeded in operating this item and has become an entity of the nightmare realm.
Gonad retrieves the necklace
Frog Noggin joins the team in the gallery, loots the suckinator wand, and they move towards the primary experiment chamber.
Enter chamber and find chair linked to machine with big spooky orb; see a big tear in mid air above it that appears to show a nightmare like reality on the other side. Nightmare reality frightens them and causes a small amount of psychic damage but Critz is unaffected with his sunglasses.
The lever on the machine requires 2 round objects to be inserted to operate, cant see a path forwards other than using the chair.
Gonad throws the necklace through the tear but nothing appears to happen.They decide the sacrifice Jonesy the cat rather than entering the chair themselves and she is horribly killed absorbing energy from the nightmare realm. Energy is channeled into the machinery and off into the facility. Ring falls off the cat and is claimed by Gonad.
Gonad is disconcerted and tries to flee saying theyve completed their mission but the door is sealed.
Tear gets a bit wider and suddenly hands grab the edges from within and seem to pry it open and Leon Tusk emerges threateningly.
He has a ritual dagger covered in blood and beckons to them with the other hand seeming to want them to join him.
Critz fires both chambers of the BFG 9000 into him, metal music blaring in his mind, blows Leon to bits and his head falls to the floor, releasing 2x gems from his eye sockets that fit the machine.
Critz takes the gems and turns off/reverses the machine, causes the tear to seal up and the facility seems to become dormant, weird green flames go away, all doors now open etc.
They make their way back to the front door, find its locked/un-energized, triangular slot by the opening mechanism.They realise this is the purpose of the Suckinator wand, it can be used to power things with soul energy. Frog Noggin makes the ultimate sacrifice and shoots himself in the head, withering up and the gem is lit up with power.
They (Gonad) insert it into the door, activate it and step outside; briefly try to catch their breath, all seems well until a metal hand clamps onto Critz shoulder.
Oblivion style guard thats been following the trail of murders in the countryside tells him he is under arrest and Critz mag dumps the BFG into him, killing them both in the explosion. His head flies off and the sunglasses are still on him, undamaged, his dying face is a smile, he went out in an awesome way. BFG is now ruined and Gonad is able to escape to the horses and carts. He has the ring, Plate of the Martyr, Suckinator wand and the forked tongue dagger on him.Boblin, Roblins twin brother is waiting for him and welcomes him back, Gonad considers killing him as he immediately annoys him and tells him they have a long journey and he has a joke book to entertain them.
They ride off into the sunset and off camera, the torches outside the facility reignite and the door opens to the sound of Leon Tusks laughter.

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6/9/2025
Solkanaar talking to squelch, need to go see the queen, has a job for you, off you go
Squelch goes to goblin warren to talk to them, tells them to prepare, Squawk tells him about the expeditions not returning from the goblin village or, the queens one from the lab. Down a few numbers but the aunties are still churning them out at a good rate, aunty axolotyl. Shit coming down from the sky, its not looking good, hoard things and raid as much as you can.
Alchemists get brewing and do what you need to do, make the big bangs. save up all the piss, piss in bottles.
Squelch goes to see the queen, “everything has gone to shit and im not very happy” -queen
can see a shadowy figure up in the cave
im going to be gone for a bit, you need to collect whatever you can into this lair, im going to move us, the whole lair, everything, its going to take a while and you need to stock up. where were going there will be no supplies. have another mission for you.
sending you as a political envoy to a tribe of sharhaugon ? not sure how to say it, sent them some communiques that they should worship me instead of their old weak shark god. you go there as my emissary and convince them; they have something else im interestsed in, a vessel, a mechanical vessel, i need you to acquire it. if they join us willingly and bring it with us, its great, otherwise, just get it.
what sort of vessel ? its like a robot …. crab..?
i can take them with us or, you just bring the device, i just want the device.
sq why are we moving the lair?
q this world is about to end, we need to leave
sq strength in numbers
q im sending someone with you (Zarveth appears)
q you can take 2 others with you, transport can take 4, its down in the tunnels
sq anything i need to know about their shark god ?
q i dont think its a real god, but then what is a real god ?
q you should go to see the alchemists, to get some water breathing potions, they live at the bottom of an ocean
sq i dont like water, i dont want to get wet and get wet socks etc
q well that sucks to be you
sq well take Squeeve and Creampie with us, a sorcerer and a ranger with a lizard companion
enter tunnels as a party, opens up into underwater lake, on the shore is an enormous turtle with draconic features, transport hutch on its back
dont try and fight it, its really strong
it takes off into the water, seem like they can breathe inside the hutch as its underway
after an hour its very deep and dark but can see glowing, entering a big crevasse and bioluminescent stuff, can see several big domes connected by walkways
one central one connecting to the others, some floating in the water, some build into the crevasse walls, made out of coral and shells underwater theme, vines and shit, anglerfish swimming around etc.
can see mechanical thing around half the size of the turtle, mechanical lobster, its in the sub bay, giant sharks swimming around it
patrolling goblins riding sharks with tridents
series of towers around the periphery with giant arbalests on it, glowing vines going up into them pulsing, seem to be a power source
all the glowing pulsing vines seem to go back to central submarine dock thing, central power point, maybe powered by lobster mechanical
the turtle docks at one of the outer domes
fish people meet us, big one with a crown and robes that looks sort of feminine is there, a bigger one that is taller with 4 arms is there, seems like a bodyguard.
around them other officials, one with 4 arms that are bigger than the others, some with 2 arms that still look muscly
priestess: welcome we are greatly interested in hearing her offer
high tide caller scareth
zarveth looming behind squelch and looking intimidating, matched by 4 arm dudes
sq, thanks for welcome we come bearing good tidings from dragon queen
sq would like to discuss what the future may hold for both communities, possibly in private…
(persuade), rolled nat 1
scareth does not seem impressed, says she has as banquet tonight, ill talk to you tomorrow perhaps,
zarveth pushes forward and says who would be higher ranking than an emissary of your new god!
(succeeds intimidate)
scareth ill send someone to collect you in 2 hours, very well you can attend, she is frightened
corridors are filled with water, go down them, not too far, dont need potions to make it, need to get wet, tho, not an issue for zarveth, water doesnt stick to his skin, dry again straight away
brings us to another outbuilding, not to the central chamber, shown to a building inside another dome
toilet has no toilet paper, only 3 shells
zarveth tells squelch to remember his station as the queens champion, he doesnt have to bow and simper to these disgusting lesser beings, remember their duty
sq is unimpressed and asks what makes them better than the fish people
Zarveth asks if he has eyes and spreads his wings, looks menacing
flies up into the rafters and hangs upside down like a bat to wait
sq decides to go out and they all travel to the central dome
no one appears to be paying attention to them or following them
get to central dome and come across an access door, in a foyer/ airlock, not full of water; door is covered with shells and coral and stuff, sealed up
behind us comes up a 4 arm dude, pulls out a key and opens it while death staring us, enters and closes it behind him, zarveth tries to grab the door but it closes on his hand and damages a finger.
zarveth is incensed, might have to eat that one later at the feast
sq thinks we could potentially swim up under it if we need to later, not right now, the lobster seems to be in that central dome structure.
go back to the other dome, people peddling fish oil etc, alex jones fish person liquid consciousness meme; another one carving coral out of rock.
looking around, it seems to be a bit of a warrior culture, people seem angry and all of the warrior caste
look around for other forms of transport, only seem to use sharks, Zarveth suggests attempting to secure some sharks as a plan b if their dinner talks fail.
Sq isnt that keen, keen to try diplomacy first, asks what they have to offer, what are they doing
zarveth explains that they are encouraging them to acknowledge their true god, there are people that are right and people that are dead. reminds squelch he bears the mark of the queen on his brown and should remember his place as a pious member of her civilisation.
sq is very disquieted by this devils behaviour thinks they should wait for the dinner
see meteor crash into ocean and sink past, coral carver goes up to it and is seized by a vine that emerges, like a giant seed, drowns and is dragged down by it.
zarveth goes off to find sharks, runs into crazy used shark salesman
offers him a torn off face; enough to buy one shark, need more for 3 more, isnt intimidated by all the horrific offerings zarveth has.
shark salesman says if he can get a harpoon from royal ballistas, he would give him 3 more sharks for that. zarveth agrees, he will get it, or many mortals will die in him trying.
secures “old tony” big old shark with a bite out of its fin, crafts a saddle out of mortal leather, faces etc, puts a thigh bone in its mouth as a bit.
returns to squelch, parks up and puts a soul coin in the meter
at the dinner they are negotiating, squelch talks about peace and salvation, saving their community
noble stands up and says his shark god will save them, he has many gifts and blessings
z like what !? your nonsensical domes full of air that you cannot breathe, pathetic…
noble is embarrassed and intimidated and sits down
sq talks of saving their race, zarveth talks about their purpose and duty to the new queen, imagine the children of the great shark straddling the universe and conquering worlds with the queen.
room is divided by this oratory, they seem warm to the conquest angle
General has a key on his belt that zarveth sees with his superior vision
rooms quitens down for the meal and ongoing small talk, zarveth eating a corpse
sq talking to a noble that questioned, asks about the shark god, it drives them into a blood frenzy, squelch says he knows how that feels. is talking treason and how he isnt whole heartedly on board with the teachings and beliefs of the queen. hes biding his time til he sees and opportunity to overthrow her, if they merged their communities, they would be closer to that time. “so you worship a false god”
so youre looking for more soldiers to help you throw off the yoke of oppression of a false god, why would we help you, we arent oppressed here. have you seen our fortress and our powerful minions and magnificence ?
you wont survive this
Noble: rubbish, we will survive
could you survive meteor showers ?
we are very deep here, protected from that
sq the seas will boil…
slightly unsettled by that, second guessing
zarveth doing the opposite on the other side of the room, talking about rivers of blood, entire oceans of it will be theirs if they follow the queen. imagine conquering entire worlds and making races bow to the mighty children of the shark.
right then, Squeeve the goblin wizard cuts his finger and 8 of the fish people react and immediately start to have a frenzy. seeing their reaction, zarveth seizes him, holds up his hand and shows them the blood, uses this to add to his oration and talk of blood.
squelch sees them being driven mad and runs up and grabs him to heal his finger before they go nuts.
3 of the fish people break and succumb to their blood lust, 2 guards start to move to calm them down, zarveth reacts with inhuman speed and tells them this is a gift and to drink their fill, throws squeeve to them with a malicious grin.
they swarm and attack him, only 1 hit lands but hes more injured and bleeding again; Creampie, squelch tries to heal him again. bangs hammer on the ground and bangs his hammer on the ground, tells them to “halt this madness” in a reedy voice and fails to intimidate them
guards come in and restrain one, failing to get the other two
Zarveth roars and frightens the two combatants “CEASE!”
rest of the room seem ok and not frightened.
they dont snap out of the blood frenzy but are unable to approach, still can attack Squeeve tho
they all miss squeeve, hes not injured further and isnt bleeding
squeeve firebolts one for moderate damage, air smells like burning fish, gross
squelch belts one of the attackers with a hammer, breaks him out of blood frenzy, now hes just frightened.
hits the other one as well, causes them to flee, guard tackles them all
general and the others usher them out to escort them back to their home
in the airlock, as soon as the central door closes, zarveth casts magical darkness and covers with a sneeze, tries to pickpocket the keys, fails but isnt discovered.
dispels darkness and they continue home
try to think of their knowledge of this race, squeeve mentions the general seemed to use a passphrase to open the door, zarveth says he will tear it from his mind (not how telepathy works)
Dying might make their life flash before their eyes, asks squelch if he has speak with dead, he does not “pity”
decides to secure more sharks, stealths up under magic darkness to guard tower, assasinates the guard, steals harpoon, appears out of puff of darkness and gives harpoon to the dealer, gets all the remaining sharks
the priestess sends a courier, she says they are going to go to the dragon queen for more talks etc
squelch and zara has arent impressed, zarthas seizes the messenger and says they will go to see the priestess NOW
they go to the priestess and she talks about more talks etc, zarthas cuts through it and says that they will give them a display of hte queens power, a 4v4 battle with any of her soldiers
they go to a battlefield on the sea floor, 4 massive 4 armed warriors with giant sharks. reduced fight down to 3 soldiers and 1 shark
squelch charges in and engages one misses
squee and creampie launch attacks and do minor to moderate damage to one
zarthas charges in and tries to engage all 3, does massive damage to one after sphere of darkness
shark flanks and rushes to attack creampie the ranger, misses
more attack zarthas and do some damage
squelch being attacked, down to 22 out of 36 oof
zarveth hits 3 with his breath attack, 25 dmg to 2 of them, other takes half damage, he kills one
squelch taking damage, down to 10
shark attacks squeeve, has to keep moving, gets opp attack from creampie, it hits squeeve for moderate damage
squelch hits and divine smites his target, fury of the small, does big damage and disengages to retreat and not die, zarveth will mop them up
the two goblins attack the shark thats circling them, firebolt hits for small damage, bow misses
zarveth recharges at the start of his turn successfully and then breath attacks again, kills both remaining soldiers, melts their bodies, holds up their heads and drops darkness
shark misses its target, squelch hits it for low damage then pumps divine smites into it, kills it
all the forces of the fish people are dead
tidecaller approaches them, not happy but agrees to do their bidding, zarveth orders them to make all haste to the queen, gather their apparatus etc.
He will remain with them to oversee the armies etc
squelch decides to pilot the robot lobster with the other goblins, some hijinks bad piloting etc; get back to the queens lair and clumsily clunk up onto the land. Creampie has earned the title of Pilot of the lobster.

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The Qumdrop swamp is a marshland a number of hours march from [[SiegHell]] that requires traversing The Outlet to get to; it is the location of the [[Dragon Queen]]'s original lair and where her followers, the strongest of [[The Watt Tribe]], lived.
In a dungeon under a large, old tree in the swamp, the party found the [[Race Changer Lab]], where the incident with the [[Sheepgoblinborn]] occurred.

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Sieghell is the home town of the party; as far as anyone can remember, the town was populated by Tieflings originally, however the party lost their memory of their past and this is uncertain.
Notable locations in town:
- [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]]
- [[The Ivory Tower]]
- [[Tiefstein Tower]]
Notable locations in the greater-Sieghell area:
- [[Qumdrop Swamp]]
- [[Obelisk of Obrien]]

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The Gauntlet of Doom was the dungeon bordering [[The Vitamin Sea]], that the party was sent to, on behalf of the [[Dragon Queen]], to obtain a powerful magical artifact; they found it was inhabited by rat men that they were never able to encounter, they continually left silly traps behind and fled.
After a PTSD triggering encounter with some fake mannequins of rust monsters, a game of minesweeper, some death stairs and a riddle about Pa's Sword; the party arrived in a room with an ornate mirror in the center.
Gazing into the mirror revealed an altered image of the room they were in that was full of treasure; they had to solve a puzzle involving looking at the four skeletal statues around the room, realizing they had no eyes, and that they had to read the inscription above the mirror without including the letter "I".
Having solved the puzzle, the mirror became a portal and the party entered a treasure vault, where they found the [[Sword of Dragon Hoarding]], and piles of coins etc.
Interacting with any of the treasure triggered it to form into a treasure dragon and attack. Defeating the dragon, they were able to retrieve the sword that had magical properties; driving it into treasure, completing a ritual and setting a password, it would become a guardian for it, and form whatever valuables were around into a dragon when disturbed.

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A popular tavern on [[The Rock of Bral]], operated by the friendly beholder, Large Luigi.
Notably the location of a talent show that the party entered into, miraculously winning first, and second place.
A popular tavern on [[The Rock of Bral]], operated by the friendly beholder, [[Large Luigi]].
Notably the location where the party met [[Crux]], and the site of a talent show that they entered into, miraculously winning first and second place; First prize was [[Lumio]] the sentient desk lamp, won by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], [[Dyson]] and [[Kilgore the Destroyer]]

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The Second Wind is a galleon class Spelljammer belonging to [[Crux]], currently under the command of Admiral [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]. It is the successor to [[Crux]]' original ship, The First Wind, that was lost in battle.
### Crewmembers:
- [[Crux]] - Commanding Officer
- [[Mr Gibbons]] - First Mate
- [[Vask]] - ex-lookout
- [[Peggy]] - Deckhand
- [[Dexa]] - Spelljammer Pilot
- [[Lilip]] - Engineer

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| ![[Sword of Dragon Hoarding.png]] | ***"The Sword of Dragon Hoarding is a unique +1 longsword possessed by [[Squelch]]; It was discovered in [[The Gauntlet of Doom]] and previously carried by [[Autismus Von Autingler\|Autismus]]."***<br><br>***"The sword's unique function is that it can form a hoard of treasure into a guardian dragon made of valuables. After a ritual is performed, and the sword is left driven into a mound of treasure, thieves attempting to disturb the treasure will activate the enchantment."*** |
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The Last Breath is a galleon class Spelljammer commanded by the Vampirate, [[Grimrod Garglinale]]; It serves as his personal flagship.
### Crewmembers:
- [[Grimrod Garglinale]] - Captain
- Dorgo and Vita - Vampirate crewmembers

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| ![[waksplat.png]] | ***"The Wak Splat is a unique magical hammer and heirloom of [[The Watt Tribe]]; he who wields this weapon is considered their champion. It's primary feature is enhancing all of the stats of a goblin wielder."*** |

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