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The Astral Elves of Xaryxian Emprire, who inhabit the [[Imperial Citadel]], a gigantic, heavily armed, mobile city in space.
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- Ambassador [[Katar Von Erg]]
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- Princess Xedali
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- Emperor Xavian
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- Princess Xelith
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- Ambassador [[Katar Von Erg]] - Diplomat on [[The Rock of Bral]]
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- Princess [[Xedali]] - Named heir to the throne
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Guild of fishermen that seek trophy catches across the many locales of the Astral Sea.
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- [[Jahn]] - Experienced fisherman and [[Bubba]]'s contact in the guild
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The Chromatic Dragons of Tiamat are a malevolent faction locked in conflict with [[The Ivory Tower]].
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- The [[Dragon Queen]] - Leader of the faction on the prime material plane
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The Griff are a race of militaristic, humanoid hippos known for their proficiency with the manufacture and use of firearms; as well as their peculiar defecation mechanics, spreading feces over a wide area with their tails whenever the need arises.
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- [[Crux]] - Previously a commodore before falling to disgrace
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The Scrapjacks are a band of goblins based on [[The Rock of Bral]], lead by the goblin mechanic, [[Slowbad]].
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The Scrapjacks are a band of goblins based on [[The Rock of Bral]], lead by the goblin mechanic, [[Slowbad]].
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- [[Slowbad]] - Goblin mechanic and leader of their band
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#### The Ivory Tower (Faction)
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### The Ivory Tower (Faction)
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The Ivory Tower are a faction of devils under the command of the pitfiend [[Trae'Vhor]]; they have a pronounced interest in life energy collection and storage (known as [[Big Succ]]). They are diametrically opposed to the [[Dragon Queen]] and her faction; their goals are beyond mortal comprehension.
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The Ivory Tower is a unique, colossal skyscraper spelljammer that serves as the primary holding and base of operations for the Ivory Tower faction. It has a unique system for collecting life energy from a wide area, storing it in it's structure, causing it to grow and expand ([[Big Succ]]).
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- [[Trae'Vhor]] - Pit Fiend leader of the Ivory Tower
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The Ivory Tower is a unique, colossal skyscraper spelljammer that serves as the primary holding and base of operations for the Ivory Tower faction. It has a unique system for collecting life energy from a wide area, storing it in it's structure, causing it to grow and expand (see [[Big Succ]]).
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The Watt Tribe are a group of goblins originally from the mountain [[Steep Run]], they previously lived under the rule of bugbears, but came to worship the [[Dragon Queen]] when she defeated them.
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##### Notable Members:
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- [[Squelch]] - Champion and current clan leader.
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- Squelch's Mum - Has had 3000 children to different suitors
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- [[Creampie]] - Goblin Ranger and pilot (of the currently MIA [[Lobster Ship]]), companion of Squelch.
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---
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- Stevie
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---
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| ![[57EV1E.jpeg]] | ***"57EV1E (Stevie) is a Pentadrone of the Plane of Law that was found imprisoned in the bowels of [[The Ivory Tower]], guarded by a metallic chimera, for unknown reasons."***<br><br>***"The party attempted to free him and return him to his plane, but he was recaptured almost immediately by [[Trae'Vhor]], and returned to his imprisonment."*** |
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| ![[Bad Boy Bubby.png]] | ***"Bad Boy Bubby is a blackling gardener in the High City of [[The Rock of Bral]]. Pictured is him interacting with [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] in the guise of his alter ego, Duke Ary Magini."*** |
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| ---------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| ![[Bad Boy Bubby.png]] | ***"Bad Boy Bubby is a blackling gardener in the High City of [[The Rock of Bral]]. Pictured interacting with [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] in the guise of his alter ego, Duke Ary Magini."*** |
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Sister to [[Byoganna-Lee-Methpippylina]]
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(not a real character that has been encountered, disregard)
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Sister to [[Bogan-lee-Methpipelina]]
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---
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tags:
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---
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| ![[Crazy Eddy.png]] | ***"Crazy Eddy is a Sahuagin, used shark salesman. He was encountered by [[Zarveth]] in [[Session 8.5 (Notes)\|Session 8.5]], on the joint mission to their underwater city, with [[Squelch]], to secure the [[Lobster Ship]]."***<br><br>***"Zarveth negotiated a trade with Crazy Eddy and purchased the high mileage shark, [[Old Tony]], to be his personal mount for the price of a magical harpoon from a guard tower ballista."*** |
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| --------------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| ![[Zarveth deal.png]] | ***"Zarveth attempted to barter with him with tormented souls trapped in crystals, and flayed faces, but Eddy wasn't tempted."*** |
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---
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- Goblin
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---
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| ![[Creampie.png]] | ***"Creampie is a goblin ranger of [[The Watt Tribe]] and regular companion of [[Squelch]]; they have a lizard animal companion."***<br><br>***"Creampie is the regular pilot of the [[Lobster Ship]] when going on missions with Squelch and co. They are currently MIA after failing to attach the lobster ship to the [[Second Wind]] when it left [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
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| ----------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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---
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---
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| ![[Commodore Crux.png]] | ***"Commodore Crux is a disgraced Griff naval officer who owns and operates the Spelljammer [[Second Wind]]. He is known to be good friends with the human, [[Toopla]]. The party first encountered him in the tavern known as 'The Happy Beholder' on [[The Rock of Bral]]. He is a known alcoholic and is generally unreliable."*** |
|
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| ----------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
| ![[Commodore Crux.png]] | ***"Commodore Crux is a disgraced Griff naval officer who owns and operates the Spelljammer [[Second Wind]]. He is known to be good friends with the human, [[Toopla]]."*** <br><br>***"The party first encountered him in the tavern known as 'The Happy Beholder' on [[The Rock of Bral]]. He is a known alcoholic, eats smoke leaf, and is generally unreliable."*** |
|
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| ----------------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
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| | |
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||||
|
||||
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|
||||
- Solar
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Dave.png]] | ***"Dave is a 'Solar', a powerful celestial being that is tasked with eternally guarding the corpse of the god known as 'The Endless', in the Astral Sea."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Autismus Prayer.png]] | ***" [[Autismus Von Autingler]] likes to stay in touch with Dave and treats him as a pen pal."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Dave.png]] | ***"Dave is a 'Solar', a powerful celestial being that is tasked with eternally guarding the corpse of the god known as '[[The Endless]]', in the Astral Sea. He has stood vigil for thousands of years so far and doesn't know why, only that he was manifested by the universe for this purpose."***<br><br>***"He's tasked the party with looking out for any signs of the Endless manifesting in reality, or it's worshippers."*** |
|
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| ------------------------ | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Autismus Prayer.png]] | ***" [[Autismus Von Autingler]] likes to attempt to stay in touch with Dave via prayers, and treats him as a pen pal."*** |
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|
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|
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|
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- Human
|
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|
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|
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| ![[Dexa.png]] | ***"Dexa is a human female member of [[Crux]]' crew; she is the emaciated and sickly appearing spelljammer pilot of The [[Second Wind]]."*** |
|
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| ------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| | |
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|
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|
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|
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- Vampirate
|
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|
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|
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| ![[Dorgo.png]] | **"Vita is a human Vampirate serving under [[Grimrod Garglinale]]; He and [[Vita]] were rescued by the party from a debris field, that was the aftermath of a battle between [[Grimrod Garglinale\|Garglinale]]and the [[Astral Elves]]."***<br><br>***"He is currently onboard [[The Last Breath]], rejoining the crew and assisting with repairs after the attempted coup, that resulted in the previous crew being killed by the party and [[Grimrod Garglinale\|Garglinale]]."*** |
|
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| -------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
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| | |
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|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
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tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Dragon
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Dragon Queen.png]] | ***"The Dragon Queen is an adult black dragon aligned with Tiamat, who rules over both the goblin Watt Tribe, as well as a clan of Sahuagin. She has a juvenile offspring known as [[Solkanaar]], and a half dragon son, [[Dyson]]"*** |
|
||||
| --------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Dragon Queen.png]] | ***"The Dragon Queen is an adult black dragon aligned with Tiamat, who rules over both [[The Watt Tribe]] of goblins, as well as a clan of Sahuagin under [[Scareth]]. She has a juvenile offspring known as [[Solkanaar]], and a half dragon son, [[Dyson]], who was fathered by [[Hoover Schlorp]]."*** |
|
||||
| --------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,11 +1,11 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Dragon
|
||||
- Halfling
|
||||
- Gnome
|
||||
- Dragonborn
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Dyson.png]] | ***"Dyson is a miniature dragonborn (half dragon and half halfling), son of [[Hoover Schlorp]] and the [[Dragon Queen]], half brother of [[Solkanaar]]. He is a brilliant engineer and scientist, most recently employed at [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]"*** |
|
||||
| -------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Dyson and Owlbear.png]] | ***"The party first encountered Dyson when they saved him from an Owlbear while on an errand from [[Solkanaar]] to find him."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Dyson.png]] | ***"Dyson is a miniature dragonborn (half dragon and half gnome), son of [[Hoover Schlorp]] and the [[Dragon Queen]], half brother of [[Solkanaar]]. He is a brilliant engineer and scientist, most recently employed at [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]"*** |
|
||||
| -------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Dyson and Owlbear.png]] | ***"The party first encountered Dyson when they saved him from an Owlbear while on an errand from [[Solkanaar]] to find him."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,6 +4,6 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Flumph
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Flapjack.png]] | ***"Flapjack is a Flumph test-pilot previously employed by [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]] and close personal friend of [[Dyson]]. He currently serves as the makeshift pilot of [[Tiefstein Tower]]."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------------ | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey Disgust.png]] | ***"He's typically regarded as a disgusting goo-monster by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], that feeds on emotions and violates peoples minds "*** |
|
||||
| ![[Flapjack.png]] | ***"Flapjack is a Flumph test-pilot, previously employed by [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]] and close personal friend of [[Dyson]]. He currently serves as the makeshift pilot of [[Tiefstein Tower]]."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey Disgust.png]] | ***"He's typically regarded as a disgusting goo-monster by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], that feeds on emotions and violates peoples minds."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Garglinale
|
||||
- Grimrod
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Vampirate
|
||||
- Tiefling
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Garglinale
|
||||
- Grimrod
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[CptnGarglinale.png]] | ***"Captain Grimrod Garglinale is the Tiefling Vampirate master of the Spelljammer Galleon '[[The Last Breath]]'. He is renowned for being excessively handsome, charming, and the doppelganger of [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]"*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
| ![[CptnGarglinale.png]] | ***"Captain Grimrod Garglinale is the Tiefling Vampirate master of the Spelljammer Galleon '[[The Last Breath]]'. He is renowned for being excessively handsome, charming, and the doppelganger of [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]"***<br><br>***"He successfully captured the [[Astral Elves\|Astral Elven]] princess, [[Xedali]], and fought a tremendous battle with their armada that led to the loss of his fleet. He was forced to make his heavily damaged ship invisible and retreat, later being located by the party with help from [[Dorgo]] and [[Vita]]. "*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,11 +1,11 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Hoover
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Halfling
|
||||
- Necromancer
|
||||
- Gnome
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Hoover
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Hoover Schlorp.png]] | ***"Hoover Schlorp is a Halfling necromancer of some repute, who was contracted by [[The Ivory Tower]] to develop '[[Big Succ]]' technology. He fathered [[Dyson]] with the [[Dragon Queen]] after using a wish spell to enhance his anatomy. The party first encountered him in the basement of [[Tiefstein Tower]] when he was harvesting life energy from the populace of [[The Watt Tribe]] at [[Steep Run]]."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Hoover Schlorp.png]] | ***"Hoover Schlorp is a gnome necromancer of some repute, who was contracted by [[The Ivory Tower]] to develop '[[Big Succ]]' technology."*** <br><br>***"He fathered [[Dyson]] with the [[Dragon Queen]] after using a wish spell to enhance his anatomy."*** <br><br>***"The party first encountered him in the basement of [[Tiefstein Tower]], when he was harvesting life energy from the populace of [[The Watt Tribe]] at [[Steep Run]] in [[Session 4]]."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,10 +1,10 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Katar
|
||||
- Von Erg
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Astral_Elf
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Katar
|
||||
- Von Erg
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Katar Von Erg.png]] | ***"Ambassador Katar Von Erg is a high ranking diplomat who represents the [[Astral Elves]], based on [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Human
|
||||
- Barbarian
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Kilgore
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Kilgore the Destroyer.png]] | ***"Kilgore the Destroyer is a veteran mercenary barbarian from [[The Rock of Bral]], that has been hired previously by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] as muscle. He was pivotal in Joffrey's team winning first place in the talent contest held at [[The Happy Beholder]]."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Beholder
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Large_Luigi.png]] | ***"Large Luigi is a unique, friendly Beholder that is the proprietor of [[The Happy Beholder]] on [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
|
||||
| -------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Gnome
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Lilip.png]] | ***"Lilip is a gnome engineer and member of [[Crux]]' crew onboard The [[Second Wind]]. She seems to spend all of her time belowdecks in her workshop, and no member of the party has bothered to meet her yet."*** |
|
||||
| -------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Lamp
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Lumio.png]] | ***"Lumio is a sentient desk lamp won by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] and his team, as first prize in the talent show at [[The Happy Beholder]]. He is overly friendly, eager to please and somewhat unlikable."*** |
|
||||
| -------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Hadozee
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Mr Gibbons.png]] | ***"Mr Gibbons is the Hadozee first mate of The [[Second Wind]], under Commodore [[Crux]]. He is an obnoxious and unerringly rational person that does not believe in magic; While he makes great pains to point out that magic isn't real, he is spiritual and believes in religion and divine miracles."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Shark
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Old Tony.png]] | ***"Old Tony is the underwater mount of [[Zarveth]], purchased from [[Crazy Eddy]], while visiting the underwater city of the Sahuagin. He traded a magical harpoon, stolen from a Sahuagin guard tower out of a ballista, after assassinating the guard."***<br><br>(Old Tony was first seen in [[Session 8.5 (Notes)\|Session 8.5]]) |
|
||||
| ----------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Automaton
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Paddy
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[P.A.D.E.png]] | ***"P.A.D.E, Pneumatic Alcohol Dispensing Equipment, or "Paddy", is a keg robot currently owned by the party, aboard [[Tiefstein Tower]]."***<br><br>***"He previously belonged to, and was a guard for, [[Hoover Schlorp]]when he still operated the lighthouse as his research base, but [[Joffrey Tiefstein\|Joffrey]] reprogrammed him after they took possession of it to serve as a bartender."***<br><br>***"He contains the magic hops, that were found on the corpse of another keg robot in [[Session 1]], and produces liberal amounts of excellent beers."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Human
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Peggy.png]] | ***"Peggy is a human female member of [[Crux]]' crew; she is a deckhand onboard The [[Second Wind]] that notably has a pegleg. She fell down the stairs and is currently in the infirmary after breaking her other leg. "*** |
|
||||
| -------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
@@ -5,6 +5,6 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Undead
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Roblin.png]] | ***"Roblin was a goblin member of [[The Watt Tribe]] who died on an expedition to [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]]. He was subsequently raised as an undead servant of [[Dyson]], used to carry cursed items that he used in his experiments. He was dissolved inside of a gelatinous cube that the party fought inside of the facility."*** |
|
||||
| --------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
| ![[Roblin.png]] | ***"Roblin was a goblin member of [[The Watt Tribe]] who died on an expedition to [[Brown Mesa Research Facility]] in [[Session 5.5 (Notes)\|Session 5.5]]. He was subsequently raised as an undead servant of [[Dyson]] and used to carry cursed items that he used in his experiments. "*** |
|
||||
| --------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Roblin Dissolve.png]]![[Joffrey Xbow.png]] | ***"He was dissolved inside of a gelatinous cube that the party fought inside of the facility, after being shot in the head by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Monstrosity
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Rust Monsters.png]] | ***"Rust Monsters are horrific insectoid monstrosities that corrode and consume metal. "***<br><br>***"In [[Session 1]] the party had a near death encounter with a pair of them, that were blocking a land bridge near the [[Race Changer Lab]]."***<br><br>***"From his near-death experience, [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] has PTSD triggered by Rust Monsters."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Sahuagin
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Scareth.png]] | ***"High Tide-Caller Scareth is the high priestess and leader of the Sahuagin, currently in service to the [[Dragon Queen]]."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
@@ -1,3 +1,12 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Sheep
|
||||
- Goblin
|
||||
- Dragonborn
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Sheep
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[Sheepgoblinborn.png|1162]]
|
||||
The Sheepgoblinborn (aka: The Deceiver) was an entity that was slain by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]] in the [[Race Changer Lab]], after a misunderstanding resulting from [[Bubba]] being turned into a halfling. This being was once a goblin of [[The Watt Tribe]], that had stumbled into the race changing machine in a secret lab, in a dungeon deep underground.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Goblin
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Sulky
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Dragon
|
||||
aliases:
|
||||
- Sulky
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Solkanaar.png]] | ***"Solkanaar is a juvenile black dragon, son of the [[Dragon Queen]]; he is widely disliked and commonly made fun of for the dubious heritage of his half brother, [[Dyson]]."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Goblin
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Squawk.png]] | ***"Squawk is a goblin of [[The Watt Tribe]] and second in command of their forces to [[Squelch]]."*** |
|
||||
| --------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Goblin
|
||||
- Sorcerer
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Squeeve.png]] | ***"Squeeve is a goblin sorcerer of [[The Watt Tribe]] and one of [[Squelch]]'s regular companions."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
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Seighell/Characters/NPCs/The Endless.md
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Deity
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[The Endless.png]] | ***"The Endless was a god that perished in unknown circumstances some time thousands of years ago; it's corpse, appearing as an infinite bismuth obelisk in the Astral Sea, is eternally watched over by [[Dave]]."***<br><br>***"For unknown reasons, Dave believes The Endless can never be allowed to return, for it could, as gods can never truly die."*** |
|
||||
| -------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
@@ -4,6 +4,6 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Human
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Toopla.png]] | ***"Toopla is a human female astronomer and cartographer; she is known for being very attractive, but naive and dim. She is known to be good friends with [[Crux]]. The party first encountered her on an asteroid where her home and observatory, [[Toopla's Tower]] was built."***<br><br>***"She is currently onboard the [[Second Wind]], travelling with the party to Doomspace."*** |
|
||||
| --------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
| ![[Toopla.png]] | ***"Toopla is a human female astronomer and cartographer; she is known for being very attractive, but naive and dim. She is a good friend of [[Crux]]. The party first encountered her on an asteroid, where her home and observatory, [[Toopla's Tower]], was built."***<br><br>***"She is currently onboard the [[Second Wind]], travelling with the party."*** |
|
||||
| --------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- NPC
|
||||
- Lizardfolk
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Vask.png]] | ***"Vask is a deeply spiritual Lizardfolk member of the crew of The [[Second Wind]], under Commodore [[Crux]]. "***<br><br>***"He was previously the unreliable lookout of the ship, having poor vision with one eye, and frequently meditating with the other closed while on watch."*** <br><br>***"He is currently quartered with [[Bubba]] and assists him in his alchemical endeavors, being something of a substance enthusiast."*** |
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- NPC
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- Vampirate
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| ![[Vita.png]] | ***"Vita is a human Vampirate serving under [[Grimrod Garglinale]]; He and [[Dorgo]] were rescued by the party from a debris field, that was the aftermath of a battle between [[Grimrod Garglinale\|Garglinale]]and the [[Astral Elves]]."***<br><br>***"He is currently onboard [[The Last Breath]], rejoining the crew and assisting with repairs after the attempted coup, that resulted in the previous crew being killed by the party and [[Grimrod Garglinale\|Garglinale]]."*** |
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- Griff
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| ![[Sgt Warwick Blastemoff.png]] | ***"Sergeant Warwick Blastemoff is a Griff naval officer, and associate of Commodore [[Crux]]; he was first encountered by the party on the moon of Arun, in Doomspace. "*** |
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- NPC
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- Astral_Elf
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| ![[Emperor Xavian.png]] | ***"Emperor Xavian is the current ruler of the [[Astral Elves]]; he is father to [[Xedali]] and [[Xelith]], and is in the final stage of his life, being near death and resting on the Silver Throne in the [[Imperial Citadel]]."***<br><br>***"He awaits the completion of an ascension ritual, that will require both of his daughters using their twin magical rings, to activate The light of Xaryxis to complete this."*** |
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| ![[Princess Xedali Portrait.png]] | ***"Princess Xedali is the astral elven daughter of Emperor Xavian of Zoraxian. Her family is one of the ruling houses involved in the [[Astral Elves]] civil war." *** |
|
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| --------------------------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
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| ![[Princess Xedali.png]] | ***"Xedali is currently aboard [[The Last Breath]] in the custody of [[Grimrod Garglinale]]."*** |
|
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| ![[Princess Xedali.png]] | ***"Xedali is currently aboard [[Second Wind]], in the custody of the party and [[Grimrod Garglinale]]."*** |
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tags:
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|
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- Astral_Elf
|
||||
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|
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|
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| | ***"Xelith is the [[Astral Elves\|Astral Elven]] daughter of Emperor [[Xavian]]; she has plunged the empire into civil war by declaring herself the next empress, and is attempting to usurp the throne from her sister, [[Xedali]], who is the named heir of Xavian."*** |
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| --- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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| | |
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
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- Black_Abishai
|
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|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a black abishai in service to the [[Dragon Queen]] and is an emissary of Tiamat. He often hides in the shadows of the Queen's chambers on guard."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth deal.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a collector of faces and has been known to use them as a form of currency, to the dismay and misfortune of mortals that encounter him."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth and Squeeve.png]] | ***"Zarveth accompanied [[Squelch]] on a mission to acquire a [[Lobster Ship]] from the Sahuagin at the bottom of the ocean, and if possible, their fealty. Pictured is Zarveth mistreating Squeeve, one of Squelch's companions."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a Black Abishai in service to the [[Dragon Queen]] and is an emissary of Tiamat. He often hides in the shadows of the Queen's chambers on guard."***<br><br>***"His personal underwater mount is [[Old Tony]], the shark."*** |
|
||||
| ---------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth deal.png]] | ***"Zarveth is a collector of faces and has been known to use them as a form of currency, to the horror and misfortune of mortals that encounter him."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Zarveth and Squeeve.png]] | ***"Zarveth accompanied [[Squelch]] on a mission to acquire a [[Lobster Ship]] from the Sahuagin at the bottom of the ocean, and if possible, their fealty. Pictured is Zarveth mistreating Squeeve, one of Squelch's companions."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
- Ranger
|
||||
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|
||||
|
||||
| ![[bubba.webp]] | ***"Bubba is a Halfling ranger and fishing enthusiast from the village of [[SiegHell]]; he was previously a Tiefling, before betraying his race and transitioning. He is currently infested by a mechanical snake, implanted in him by [[Trae'Vhor]], and is susceptible to [[Snake Jazz]]."*** |
|
||||
| --------------------------- | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Pre Op Bubba.png]] | ***"A pre-op depiction of the entity known only as 'Bubba'."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Bubba Spit.png]] | ***"Bubba is known for his unconventional strategies and 'out of the box' thinking. Pictured is him spitting an alchemical concoction into the engines of [[Tiefstein Tower]] to boost its power levels. "*** |
|
||||
| ![[Bubba and Cinnamon.png]] | ***"He acquired a disabled dog called 'Cinnamon' from the market district on [[The Rock of Bral]]"*** |
|
||||
| ![[bubba.webp]] | ***"Bubba is a Halfling ranger and fishing enthusiast from the village of [[SiegHell]]; he was previously a Tiefling, before betraying his race and transitioning."*** <br><br>***"He is currently infested by a mechanical snake, implanted in him by [[Trae'Vhor]], and is susceptible to [[Snake Jazz]]."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Pre Op Bubba.png]] | ***"A pre-op depiction of the entity known only as 'Bubba'."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Bubba Spit.png]]<br>![[Bubba Lightning.png]] | ***"Bubba is known for his unconventional strategies and 'out of the box' thinking. Pictured: <br>-Spitting an alchemical concoction into the engines of [[Tiefstein Tower]] to boost its power levels.<br>-Capturing lightning in a bottle to avoid electrocution."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Bubba and Cinnamon.png]] | ***"He acquired a disabled dog called 'Cinnamon' from the market district on [[The Rock of Bral]]."*** |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
- Bard
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey Tiefstein.png]] | *"Admiral Joffrey Tiefstein is a Tiefling Bard, privately educated at the College of Eloquence. He is a renowned entertainer, entrepreneur, philanthropist, philosopher and author; he is the proprietor of [[Tiefstein Tower]], a successful, mobile, fine-dining establishment. He notably possesses the [[Ioun Stone of Eternity]] and is functionally immortal."* |
|
||||
| ----------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Taftstan the Endless.png]] | ***"Some primitive cultures have been known to worship him as a deity, known as Taftstan the Endless"*** |
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey's Locket.png]] | ***"He's regularly seen gazing into his locket, at an image of Joffrey Tiefstein, that he finds inspiring."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Snake Jazz.png]] | ***"Among his musical feats, Joffrey is credited as the original composer of [[Snake Jazz]]."*** |
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey Tiefstein.png]] | ***"Admiral Joffrey Tiefstein is a Tiefling Bard, privately educated at the College of Eloquence; He is a renowned entertainer, entrepreneur, philanthropist, philosopher and author."***<br><br>***"He was originally a charlatan from the town of [[SiegHell]], attempting to get rich quick by exploiting the local market."***<br><br>***"Joffrey has PTSD that is triggered by [[Rust Monsters]], after having a near-death experience with them in [[Session 1]]."***<br><br>***"He is the current proprietor of [[Tiefstein Tower]], a successful, mobile, fine-dining establishment. He notably possesses the [[Ioun Stone of Eternity]] and is functionally immortal."***<br><br>***"His first successful business venture was [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]], a popular local drinking establishment, located in the town of [[SiegHell]]."***<br><br>***"Among his musical feats, Joffrey is credited as the original composer of [[Snake Jazz]]."***<br><br>***"Joffrey sometimes masquerades as his alter ego, Duke Ary Magini, as in his encounter with [[Bad Boy Bubby]], a wealthy noble and socialite from a place you've never heard of."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
||||
| ![[Taftstan the Endless.png]] | ***"Some primitive cultures have been known to worship him as a deity, known as Taftstan the Endless"*** |
|
||||
| ![[Joffrey's Locket.png]] | ***"He's regularly seen gazing into his locket, at an image of Joffrey Tiefstein, that he finds inspiring."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
- Paladin
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Squelch 1.png]] | ***"Squelch 'Wielder of the [[The Wak Splat]]' is a goblin paladin of [[The Watt Tribe]], a group of goblins coaxed into worshipping the [[Dragon Queen]]. He is a burgeoning resistance leader and aspires to free his people and find them a new home."*** |
|
||||
| ------------------ | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
| ![[Squelch 1.png]] | ***"Squelch 'Wielder of the [[The Wak Splat]]' is a goblin paladin of [[The Watt Tribe]], a group of goblins coaxed into worshipping the [[Dragon Queen]]. "***<br><br>***"Squelch became clan leader after he slew the previous occupier of this position, for making comments about his mother, and her 3000 children to different fathers."***<br><br>***"He is a burgeoning resistance leader that aspires to free his people, in partnership with the [[Scrapjacks]], and find them a new home."***<br><br> |
|
||||
| --------------------------- | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[Squelch Misty Step.png]] | ***"He currently wields the [[Sword of Dragon Hoarding]], and is clad in Illithid plate armor recovered from a derelict Mindflayer Nautiloid ship."*** |
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
01/02/2025 - ***Rust monsters and race traitors***
|
||||
01/02/2025 - ***Rust Monsters and race traitors***
|
||||
|
||||
The tale starts in the bustling, rural Tiefling village of [[SiegHell]].
|
||||
|
||||
3 strangers were going about their respective business in the vicinity of the local market when, unexpectedly, a sheep came rushing down the street, directly at [[Autismus Von Autingler]], the local gullible buffoon. It held a scroll in its mouth of “Speak with Animals” that Autismus promptly took and cast upon himself.
|
||||
3 strangers were going about their respective business in the vicinity of the local market when, unexpectedly, a [[Sheepgoblinborn|Sheep]] came rushing down the street, directly at [[Autismus Von Autingler]], the local gullible buffoon. It held a scroll in it's mouth of “Speak with Animals”, that Autismus promptly took and cast upon himself.
|
||||
|
||||
The sheep proceeded to explain how it wasn’t originally a sheep, it had been transformed by a mysterious apparatus, deep within a cave, not far from the village and it requested aid in hopefully returning to its previous form. Autismus cast around blankly, pleading for an adult to help him with this task and a nearby fisherman/hunter, “Bubba” obliged to accompany him as he intended to go fishing anyway.
The sheep continued to plead for help and added that the party would be rewarded for their assistance with treasures aplenty! This caught the ear of local, respected businessman Joffrey Tiefstein, (who had been waiting in line nearby to acquire a new product being launched) and with a magnanimous smile, he agreed to partake in this venture.
|
||||
The sheep proceeded to explain how it wasn’t originally a sheep, it had been transformed by a mysterious [[Race Changer Lab|apparatus]], deep within a cave not far from the village, and it requested aid in hopefully returning to its previous form. Autismus cast around blankly, pleading for an adult to help him with this task and a nearby fisherman/hunter, “[[Bubba]]” obliged to accompany him as he intended to go fishing anyway.
The sheep continued to plead for help and added that the party would be rewarded for their assistance with treasures aplenty! This caught the ear of local, respected businessman [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], who had been waiting in line nearby to acquire a new product being launched; with a magnanimous smile, he agreed to partake in this venture.
|
||||
|
||||
The trio marched forth past the Obelisk of O’brien war memorial, towards the major trade road into town “The Outlet”, glancing back, they saw the village in the shadow of the vastness of The Ivory Tower, the workplace of the administration and ruling class.
|
||||
The trio marched forth past the [[Obelisk of O’brien]] war memorial, towards the major trade road into town “The Outlet”, glancing back, they saw the village in the shadow of the vastness of [[The Ivory Tower]], the workplace of the administration and ruling class.
|
||||
|
||||
In short order, they arrived at the Qumdrop Swamp, proceeded to the mouth of a cave under an ancient tree and the sheep warned them of the ever present risk of gators. The woollen nuisance began to add an additional warning before the effects of the spell suddenly ended, leaving it bleating unhelpfully.
|
||||
In short order, they arrived at the [[Qumdrop Swamp]], proceeded to the mouth of a cave under an ancient tree and the sheep warned them of the ever present risk of gators. The woollen nuisance began to add an additional warning before the effects of the spell suddenly ended, leaving it bleating unhelpfully.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba bravely descended into the darkness, trailed by Autismus, whilst an ever-sceptical Joffrey watched as the sheep refused to enter. With a dashing smile, appropriate flourishes of his shiny leather jacket and choice words, he was able to convince the cowardly cotton-ball to follow.
|
||||
|
||||
No sooner had they entered than they encountered a narrow land bridge spanning a chasm, and with no other means of crossing, they began to warily tread the gap.
|
||||
|
||||
Halfway across, they were beset upon by large, insectile beasts and, heroically, Joffrey vaulted the sheep he kept in front of him to engage them, although despite his efforts, he was unable to land a swing.
|
||||
Halfway across, they were beset upon by large, [[Rust Monsters| insectile beasts]] and heroically, Joffrey vaulted the sheep he kept in front of him to engage them; although despite his efforts, he was unable to land a swing.
|
||||
|
||||
Quickly this fight devolved into disaster; weapons were dissolved by the bodily builds of the monsters, shots were missed or ineffective and an unbelievably devastating bite felled Joffrey in a single blow. Desperation reigned, Autismus made a last ditch effort to get to Joffrey as the light faded in his eyes and was miraculously able to heal him.
|
||||
Quickly this fight devolved into disaster; weapons were dissolved by the monsters, shots were missed or ineffective and an unbelievably devastating bite felled Joffrey in a single blow. Desperation reigned, Autismus made a last ditch effort to get to Joffrey as the light faded in his eyes, and was miraculously able to heal him.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba was wobbly on his feet and down to swiping his fishing rod in a last act of futility; thinking quickly, with his newfound vitality, Joffrey inspired the others and encouraged them to push the creatures off of the bridge, this moment of brilliance saved lives.
|
||||
Bubba was wobbly on his feet and down to swiping his fishing rod in a last act of futility; thinking quickly, with his newfound vitality, Joffrey inspired the others, and encouraged them to push the creatures off of the bridge; this moment of brilliance saved their lives.
|
||||
|
||||
Even amid the commotion, it did not go unnoticed that the sheep had fled at the first sign of trouble and Joffrey retrieved it with an appropriate level of negative reinforcement.
Making their way down the tunnel, they came to a fork and chose to go left which brought them to a room strewn with bones and seemingly little else; searching the debris Bubba however, uncovered a Bag of Holding, several potions and a rusty flail. Joffrey, as the most responsible and experienced in handling valuable possessions, selflessly offered to bear this burden on behalf of the party and a presented a case that both of his weapons had been tragically lost. With little fuss it was agreed that this was most sensible.
|
||||
Even amid the commotion, it did not go unnoticed that the sheep had fled at the first sign of trouble, and Joffrey retrieved it with an appropriate level of negative reinforcement.
Making their way down the tunnel, they came to a fork and chose to go left which brought them to a room strewn with bones and seemingly little else; searching the debris Bubba however, uncovered a Bag of Holding, several potions and a rusty flail. Joffrey, as the most responsible and experienced in handling valuable possessions, selflessly offered to bear this burden on behalf of the party, and presented a case that both of his weapons had been tragically lost. With little fuss it was agreed that this was most sensible.
|
||||
|
||||
Backtracking, they took the neighbouring tunnel and arrived in a worked stone room with a number of barrels, among which, Joffrey shrewdly observed one of unnatural cleanliness. Conjuring his mage hand, he proceeded to knock upon the conspicuous cask and it burst to life, sprouting metal limbs and screeching “intruder alert”.
Ushering the party back, Joffrey courageously confronted the entity and cast Thunderwave upon it, obliterating the contents of the room and doing considerable damage to this barbarous barrel. Unfortunately, the venomous vessel doused the party in poisonous beer and promptly set them on fire for good measure.
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -30,9 +30,17 @@ Among the wreckage, Autismus and Bubba could have sworn that they saw a sealed p
|
||||
|
||||
Making good use of mage hand again, they knocked on, and then opened the door that the robot had apparently been guarding and triggered a number of deadly traps that would have killed the first person to enter.
|
||||
|
||||
At last they had arrived at the glowing contraption that the sheep had foretold, it featured a chamber large enough for a person to stand in and an accompanying control panel covered in indiscernible runes.
|
||||
At last they had arrived at the glowing [[Race Changer Lab|contraption]] that the sheep had foretold, it featured a chamber large enough for a person to stand in and an accompanying control panel covered in indiscernible runes.
|
||||
|
||||
Employing various scientific methods, and through a process of trial and error, they uncovered the meaning of several of the tiles on the control panel and convinced the sheep to enter the chamber. The end result of the experiment was a Dragonborn man who proclaimed that, with his new form, could decipher the remainder of the runes on the machine.
The Dragonborn revealed that he had previously been a destitute goblin and really had no treasure to offer; he seemed unusually assertive that the Tieflings should give up their forms in favour of other races. Bubba was the only race traitor among the group that chose to be altered into a Halfling of all things.
While Bubba was in the machine, Joffrey noted that its power level increased with this change whereas it had only lost power when previously converting the sheepgoblinborn and deduced the machine must be powered by infernal energies found in Tieflings.
Disgusted by the inherent racism of this individual, enraged by the lack of treasure and existential abomination of a machine potentially powered by local Tieflings, Joffrey convinced the Dragonborn to re enter the machine.
Once he was inside, Joffrey turned him back into a sheep to minimise the risk to the party, then experimented with other settings that resulted in a hostile, animated flesh conglomerate. In the ensuing panic, Autismus activated the machine again, returning the entity to feeble sheep form, before Joffrey ended its pathetic existence, along with its demonic machine, with another Thunderwave TM.
|
||||
Employing various scientific methods, and through a process of trial and error, they uncovered the meaning of several of the tiles on the control panel and convinced the sheep to enter the chamber.
|
||||
|
||||
The end result of the experiment was a Dragonborn man who proclaimed that, with his new form, could decipher the remainder of the runes on the machine.
The Dragonborn revealed that he had previously been a destitute goblin and really had no treasure to offer; he seemed unusually assertive that the Tieflings should give up their forms in favour of other races.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba was the only race traitor among the group that chose to be altered, into a Halfling of all things.
While Bubba was in the machine, Joffrey noted that its power level increased with this change; whereas it had only lost power when previously converting the [[Sheepgoblinborn]], deducing the machine must be powered by infernal energies found in Tieflings.
|
||||
|
||||
Disgusted by the inherent racism of this individual, the existential abomination of a machine potentially powered by local Tieflings, and the lack of treasure, Joffrey convinced the Dragonborn to re-enter the machine.
Once he was inside, Joffrey turned him back into a sheep to minimise the risk to the party, then experimented with other settings that resulted in a hostile, animated flesh conglomerate.
|
||||
|
||||
In the ensuing panic, Autismus activated the machine again, returning the entity to feeble sheep form, before Joffrey ended its pathetic existence, along with its demonic machine, with another Thunderwave TM.
|
||||
|
||||
Despite the anger of two of the party, that ironically considered the theoretical financial benefit of the machine, not all was lost; Bubba gained a new alchemical set, Joffrey a new set of sheep knuckle dice, and Autismus, a fine sheepskin cape.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
4/10/2025
|
||||
|
||||
Ship lands erect at the dock, Dyson’s finished his research, Ioun stone of perpetual head scratching +1 int
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus doesnt want it
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba stashes it for now, wants to put it on a ring, gets gem back once it’s socketed. gives the ring to autismus
|
||||
|
||||
big crash into the dock beside the tower, creampie the pilot crashes the space lobster after flailing with levers
|
||||
|
||||
squelch gets out and says to straighten it up fuckwit
|
||||
|
||||
solkanaar glides down smoothly with a bubble around his head and lands; thinks devils planted the seeds and destroyed the planet with big suck, concerned about their power, wants any information we have.
|
||||
|
||||
the rock is a the hub, should be able to get more information, looking for hoover, flies off
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey greets squelch and gives him illithid breastplate +1
|
||||
|
||||
autismus looking at his illithid coin and thinking about it, couldn’t be currency, they don’t use currency, hive mind. puts it in his pocket
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey going off to market to sell shit, takes 2 vials of replicator dust and lucky rabbit foot off bubba, gets 3 breasted yeti bikini off of autismus
|
||||
|
||||
slowbad is coming with the group, squelch finds out he’s a tinkerer and is asking him about upgrading his hammer. “hefty power supply” maybe you should come back to my tribe “the scrapjacks”. he’s a head shorter than squelch, like a midget goblin, different tribe perhaps, squintier eyes.
|
||||
|
||||
old dwarves fisherman sitting around winking and nodding at bubba, trying to get his attention. Bubba trying to communicate with him, asks if there is anything unique around here fishing wise. “have you ever heard of a skaver?”
Bubba and this dude talking a bunch of wank about fish “little brown ones, big ones, void ones with glowing red eyes etc”, secret society of fisherman, need to rep up with their faction by fishing, Jahn the fisherman, you should come with me on a trip, i’m here all the time, just check all the good fishing spots around, someone like you should be able to find them. Bubba says he should come find him in a couple days
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey goes off to dock master, reads all forms, fees for parking, height of it etc, don’t have a pre existing booking, not a part the merchants guild
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey gets him down from 100gp to 5gp, gets on well, both men of culture, talking about scales don’t use them bring your own this place is incredibly corrupt.
Squelch talking to slowbad, tells him to go to happy beholder and find commodore crux
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey negotiates to keep the hamsters on extended loan from slowbad, he’s grateful to be saved etc, joffrey was willing to pay 10x the price of a standard labourer (1gp) per day.
|
||||
|
||||
The rest of the party head off towards the happy beholder for drinks and info. all races there, insect people, tiefling, hippo people etc.
|
||||
|
||||
giant beholder floating around eying everyone, happy af, got an apron on, hovering drinks etc around with telekinesis from his eyes etc.
|
||||
|
||||
welcome, booth over there, can i get you some drinks ? Bubba: sprite ? i can get you some spite !
|
||||
|
||||
autismus wants space vodka, spodka, some spacekraut. Squelch wants some water…
|
||||
|
||||
in the corner is a big giff (hippo person), commodore crux drowning his sorrows, empties all around him.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba scooting his chair over to him accross the whole bar; asks him what’s wrong with a big smile
|
||||
|
||||
“bureaucratic leeches and pointy eared cowards” hates elves etc, stupid elves with their stupid ears, don’t give a fuck about their ancestral home, blow the fuck out of it.
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus keen, sits down and says he overheard about space elves, he hates them too
what do you hate the most “their fucking ears” they’ve wormed their way into society, film and banking etc.
GIff taken aback by autismus passionate outburst
|
||||
|
||||
he’s been fighting the assholes for years, they sucked off his entire homeland, he used to be in the navy, the giff have nothing left. got booted out of navy for drinking too much. ships been impounded, falsified charges, something about transport tariffs. Autismus : fucking eleven bullshit.
he was gonna join the armada and fight back. they’re draining planets dry just to sustain their sun, they should let it die. they fly to your planet, squirt their seed all over it and suck you dry.
|
||||
|
||||
TRUMPED UP TARRIFS! we should build a wall around the whole space elf system!
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch says they have a ship, he wants to get his own ship and crew back. if they can help him get it back, he’ll take them to the armada and they can help him. He says they’ve suspended his spelljammer license, he was provoked, he didn’t mean to hit the elf ambassador first.
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch suggests making the elf ambassador disappear, the charges would go with him! that’s a great idea !
he has these body guards tho, 3x of them, 8 feet tall, big blazing swords etc.
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus says they just killed 3x elfstartes, should be able to take em.
|
||||
|
||||
bubba asks for map of the city, there’s one on the wall that he can look at, bubba takes it.
|
||||
|
||||
space talent show in 2 hours time 1st prize sentient magic item, 2nd prize clearing bar tab, flier on the wall, 3 parts to it, can enter in teams of 3, people can do different things, 1st impress the crowd, 2nd round quizz, 3rd round is a fight to the death.
|
||||
|
||||
on their way back to docks they pass an aristocratic elf in finery, seems very snide and is looking down his nose at everyone. Autismus returns his expression and spits at his feet.
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey has arranged repairs etc, ship is now in drydock
|
||||
|
||||
Group tell him about talent show, joffrey takes dyson, from the ship,
|
||||
|
||||
squelch telling me about crux’s issues with lawyers, impounded ship, tarrifs etc, he’s very interested.
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey wants to enter too, enters dyson for quiz, random mercenary veteran with a longsword “Kilgore the Destroyer”
|
||||
|
||||
austismus goes up to bookie bets 5gp on each of them to win
Joffrey goes up, performative, leaning on cane etc, coughing, lies about entering and not being very good. manages to convince him, given 5 to 1 odds, bets 20gp (max bet), stands up smartly “thanks very much” strides off with flames coming from bagpipes. bookie looking salty.
|
||||
|
||||
beholder running show “happy luigi” welcoming everyone, random group gets called up, crowd only luke warm, not very excited so far.
random elf is first up (not a space elf), shooting ping pong balls out of her dress, autismus frantically trying to catch them, quite excited. 2 people fighting over one of the balls etc.
|
||||
|
||||
up next is random orc, some cheering from his team, out come plate of swords etc, starts eating them, swallowing them. no one is as excited as by the elf chick.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba gets called up next, says he’s a trained professional, don’t do this at home, he flops out his dick under a cloth and is doing puppetry of the penis, going through his cast fishing rod etc, floating around as it’s secretly replaced be the invisible imp.
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey plays his flaming bagpipes and does the solo from “a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll”, rolls a 9, pretty meh.
|
||||
|
||||
next up is another halfling, does juggling and acrobatics, pretty good, joffrey claps while others boo
|
||||
|
||||
scores : elf - 6/5, orc swallows - 3/5, bubba - 1/5, joffrey 3/5, halfling juggling 4/5.
|
||||
|
||||
Round 2 quiz:
|
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|
||||
General lore question: who is the goddess of magic in the setting?
Jack: John ?
|
||||
|
||||
Dyson: rolls 15, knows the answer.
|
||||
|
||||
Second question: which outer plane is home to demons
|
||||
|
||||
Jack: abyss ? Correct
|
||||
|
||||
Dyson: 10 total, doesnt know
|
||||
|
||||
Third question: what is the maximum spell level that a wizard can cast
|
||||
|
||||
Jack: 10 ?
|
||||
|
||||
Dyson: rolls 17, knows the answer
|
||||
|
||||
Fourth question: how many hit points does a bag of holding have ?
Jack: none ? correct
|
||||
|
||||
Dyson: rolls 4, doesn’t know
|
||||
|
||||
Final question: name the chromatic dragon goddess
Jack: Tiamat
Dyson: rolls 16 correct
|
||||
|
||||
3 points each for this round, another team got 3, others scored low
|
||||
|
||||
ranking elves: 6, orcs 5, chads 4, joffrey on 6, halflings 7
|
||||
|
||||
Final round: combat “Luigi says we can’t have a fight to the death in city limits, it’s going to be an arm wrestle competition against the bouncer.
Joffrey team initiative 10, squelch 9, elves 13, orcs 1, halflings 13
|
||||
|
||||
elves get the by
|
||||
|
||||
Kilgore 20 vs halflings 18, halflings eliminated
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch tries to intimidate orcs, fails, orc rolls a 1 anyway, squelch 15; breaks the orc’s arm
|
||||
|
||||
kilgore gets the by in this round
|
||||
|
||||
squelch rolls 22, beats the elf,
|
||||
|
||||
Kilgore and Squelch in the final round
|
||||
|
||||
Kilgore gets 7, squelch rolls high and beats him
|
||||
|
||||
Final ranking:
halflings: 8
|
||||
|
||||
orcs: 6
|
||||
|
||||
elves: 8
|
||||
|
||||
chads: 9
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey: 10
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba’s team get theirs and Crux’s bar tab payed off, joffrey gets a sentient desk lamp called Lumio. basically rob the lamp
|
||||
|
||||
Group goes to the great market, joffrey vendors all their mundane shit, rolls 26 persuade, gets 200% item value, 1386gp
|
||||
|
||||
autismus gives him 250 gp from his winnings to divvy up; Joffrey offers the party 200gp each, but offers a deal to keep half their wages to help them negotiate for whatever they would like to buy. Bubba and autismus accept
|
||||
|
||||
dispenses 400gp total, 100 each to aut and bubba, 200 for squelch
|
||||
|
||||
autismus confused about giving him 250 gp but only getting 100 back
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey waves them on, don’t worry about it, you don’t have a head for money
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey spends 30 gp after rolling a 1 on upgrading his armor to fancy captains coat and gets a new fancy spanish style captains hat with a big feather in it.
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba wants a magic blow gun, asks joffrey to help him, initial offer is 200gp, says 300 for a tiefling after seeing joffrey, joffrey tries to haggle, the man says if the goblin does a backflip, he’ll make it 150gp. Squelch succeeds, joffrey tries to offer him clear sapphires to reduce the price to 100 but he wont budge, says he has no use for marbles around here.
|
||||
|
||||
autismus offered a “belt of gender changing” by a random vendor, he declines
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus looking for defence, finds a cloak of protection for 250gp, fails rolls but gets him down to 225; he says he’ll think about it and goes and tells joffrey
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey comes into the store with a sad old man act, shows the vendor the cloak and says he could use something to stop his son from beating him, he’s very vulnerable, rolls 21, gets him down to 115, offers him clear sapphires, wont budge, tells him to go to the jewellers and sell them then come back with the money.
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey accepts 115, abruptly stops acting poorly and walks out of the shop, autismus pays 100 out of pocket, joffrey pays the 15 from the pot.
|
||||
|
||||
down to 1091 gold.
|
||||
|
||||
squelch gone to slowbads clan building, wants to get his hammer aesthetically improved.
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch explaining how his tribe is in the service of a black dragon, she took the fish people and goblins with her into space when planet was big sucked. chunk of the planet she took with them.
|
||||
|
||||
he expresses that he wants to go home, wishes their planet wasn’t getting sucked, its not dead yet.
|
||||
|
||||
slowbad says they should go with com. crux and help them fight against the elves.
|
||||
|
||||
says he’d like to kill the dragons too, asks if they could modify his hammer for dragon killing
|
||||
|
||||
he’d like a chunk of a planet just for his tribe
|
||||
|
||||
slowbad suggests that the whacksplat could be used as a fuel source for a big rocket
|
||||
|
||||
squelch opts to leave the weapon with him, takes a +1 mace equivalent off him, basically some scrap metal.
|
||||
|
||||
leaves there, bubba wants to go fishing, looks like graveyard would be an acceptable place to access the lake. whistling and wanders through the graveyard upbeat while people are grieving, having funerals etc. spends the day there.
|
||||
|
||||
he rolls 17 and catches a space guppy, 3ft long fish with 3 eyes and its trying to fly away as he reels it in. got space guppy meat now
|
||||
|
||||
rolls 22, gets a space eel, it tries to bite him, 5ft long, 2dmg, tries to latch on, succeeds, whips with tail 2dmg, doesnt poison him.
|
||||
|
||||
bubba fails to hit on first attack, second one hits it and its knocked out. acquired space eel
|
||||
|
||||
rolls 24 for fishing: 6ft long skaver, baby one, fails strength check, snaps his line
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba leaves as another funeral is on, disturbs them as well, hooks the body accidentally
|
||||
|
||||
back in pub, talking to crux, will help him get his ship back, Joffrey thinks they shouldn’t kill the elven ambassador. probs go through merchant guild and try to get ship out of impound. might be difficult dealing with the legal issues about his spell jamming license being suspended.
|
||||
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Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 11 (Notes).md
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|
||||
26/10/2025
|
||||
|
||||
- Docks - Flapjack + Dyson "There are renos going on, can't stay here"
|
||||
|
||||
- Group takes residence in the "Golden Cock"
|
||||
|
||||
- At breaksfast the next morning and Crux shows up to talk about their plans
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus and crux go boozing after Joffrey gives them 100gp to get rid of them for the day
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey gets into his fancy clothes and adopts his alter ego "Duke Ary Magini" (talks like a southern gentleman) to go and see Ambassador Katar Von Erg
|
||||
|
||||
- Goes to the temple of Waukeen in the temple district on the way there and makes a donation of 50gp and prays for the goddess' favor in his coming diplomatic trials.
|
||||
|
||||
- On his way to the upper city he notices 3 star moths flying overhead in formation, possibly heading for the docks
|
||||
|
||||
- He bluffs his way past the guards at the gate to the upper city and flicks them a gold coin, tells them to keep up the good work
|
||||
|
||||
- Finds a black halfling gardener called "bad boy bubby" tending to some fancy hedges and questions him about his master and if he knows where the ambassador stays.
|
||||
|
||||
- Directed to "The Golden Shower" fancy inn and heads in that direction
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba is fishing off the side of the asteroid in a new location and catches 2x small fish, then hooks a big 6ft skaver and has to fight it. Kills and catches it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Takes fish to Jahn who isnt that impressed and says he has to find something more special to gain entrance to the fisherman's guild. He gifts the fish to him anyway.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba wanderes off hoping ot find Autismus
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus is playing dice on a street corner with a black halfling, crux and some other creatures
|
||||
|
||||
- He notices a group of 6x elfstartes/elves marching up from the dock, towards the upper city
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux notices too and starts to boil over and Autismus attempts to calm him down successfully.
|
||||
|
||||
- They decided to follow the elves and see where they are going and successfully manage to follow them up the street in a comical display, leaping over food vendor carts, disguising themselves with garbage and ramen boxes etc.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey arrives at the Golden Shower and talks to the front of house lady, and she attempts to discourage him, thinking he'd flirt with her and says he couldnt afford her.
|
||||
|
||||
- he assures her that he has a lot of money and could definitely afford her but that's not what he's there for
|
||||
|
||||
- Asks to see ambassador and expresses that it's important
|
||||
|
||||
- made to wait, orders a drink (mint julip) after 5 mins and moves to the fancy bar from the waiting lounge he was in earlier
|
||||
|
||||
- After another 10 mins the Ambassador comes out, has a white veil on that mostly obscures his face, brusquely asks what this is about.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey bandies back and forth, eventually getting the ambassador to agree to drop the charges (not that the ambassador could be bothered showing up to a trial anyway) and they bond over their mutual hate of xenos.
|
||||
|
||||
- Ambassador refuses to help beyond this and says Joffrey is free to go and talk to the merchants guild if he wants, but he isnt going to help him.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey tries to work some angles to see if he can get more out of him and maybe get a letter of marque so that he can have permission to carry banned elven gear on his ship, perhaps in exchange for proof of destroyed griff ships.
|
||||
|
||||
- Ambassador says that for now, he can go off and get some information for them, and if he proves useful, maybe they can look at other arrangements at a later date.
|
||||
|
||||
- As Joffrey is leaving, he sees some Elfstartes entering and carrying a stack of documents, can't see what they are, too busy bowing and scraping on his way out.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus uses his invisible imp to get some drone footage of the elfstartes and see that the documents they are carrying seem to be wanted posters and the one on the top looks like Bubba with a reward of 2 thousand gold for "war crimes"
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey is walking out of the upper city gate, says goodbye to the guards again, notices the rest of the group covered in trash, loitering around the gate and tries not to be seen.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba and Autismus don't recognise him, but Crux does and as he realises this, he Message's Autismus to keep quiet, not acknowledge him and go another route; he'd meet them in the market district shortly.
|
||||
|
||||
- Meet in market district, exchange information; Tells Crux he got his license back and that he punched the ambassador loads. Crux very pleased by this.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey very excited by the 2 thousand gold reward on Bubba and jokes they could hand Bubba in and buy a new halfling for far less.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus goes wandering and is offered a dagwood dog, he orders 2 and says one is for Bubba
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba mis-hears, asks if this is a disabled dog and receives a disabled dog (daschund in a wheelchair) that he names "cinammon"
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey tells a vendor he's in the market for a cat, is offered a displacer beast, this seems far too over the top and dangerous, clarifies that he just wants a domestic cat and is told to just get a stray. finds one almost immediately and makes an initial attempt to tame it, successful, taking it with him
|
||||
|
||||
- Goes to magistrate office/merchants guild HQ, there is a big queue and he looks about and notices a privileged person express queue. Mimics the person ahead of him and makes it to the front of the line, ushered by a black halfling.
|
||||
|
||||
- Talks to teller, they review Crux's file, seems fraudulent, claims that he's got 10 grand in taxes on him because he was allegedly carrying 100 grand of smokeleaf, although that seems impossible.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey bribes him to talk to a manager and is lead to another fancy waiting area.
|
||||
|
||||
- person ahead of him leaving the magistrate's office seems upset and joffrey tips his hat to him and says hello politely, then goes in.
|
||||
|
||||
- Magistrate is a little black, grey, brown gnome in fancy chair at a big desk covered with documents and a magic quill called "inksniffer".
|
||||
|
||||
- they discuss the file on crux after it magically arrives and Joffrey says he's there on behalf of the elven ambassador
|
||||
|
||||
- paperwork battle ensues with joffrey trying to convince the gnome that Crux's galleon that's up for auction is probably worthless and full of griff poop and space termites, then bribes him with a ruby and convinces him it would be a lot less work to just let this case get lost.
|
||||
|
||||
- Gets paperwork for ship release that he has to take to the docks and co-sign with crux to get the galleon back
|
||||
|
||||
- meets back up with others, tells crux his ship is now freed, still in character, stuck method acting
|
||||
|
||||
- Go to the docks and talk to the shipright to see how repairs are progressing of Tiefstein Tower, don't want ot leave that behind.
|
||||
|
||||
- its gonna take weeks to finish, try to argue with the foreman about the repairs and try to get the time down as Crux wants to leave immediately. fails and they tell him it takes as long as it takes; it could be done in 4 days at a massive expense.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey apologises for his frustrations
|
||||
|
||||
- They go and co-sign the release of the ship at the dockmaster's office and Crux runs off to gather his crew to leave by the following day. Thanks Joffrey and after he enquires about becoming Crux's second officer tentatively, as part of the crew merger, Crux clarifiies that he's happy for Joffrey to be in command.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey heads to Waukeen's temple, gives thanks for all his successes, donates another 10gp and is acknowledged by one of the priests.
|
||||
245
Seighell/Joffrey's Diary/Session 12 (Notes).md
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|
||||
15/11/2025
|
||||
|
||||
- Everyone meets at the dock, ready to board "
Second Wind", Crux's self-healing, scabby old galleon with a couple of ballistas and a treant catapult.
|
||||
|
||||
- Goblins latch the lobster ship to the bottom of Second Wind and Squelch summons his steed, a celestial lizard with colour shifting sequin scales to help them get up on deck.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux assembles his dodgy crew to present to the party, there are only 5 of them and they are a sorry bunch with various afflictions
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux warns Joffrey that the monkey man (Hatoozi) Mr Gibbons likes to argue and Joffrey tells him thats fine, he also loves to argue. "no, no, he likes to argue and then things escalate" Joffrey affirms that he is the same. "No i meant he will start throwing his own shit"
|
||||
|
||||
- Mr Gibbons doesn't believe in magic but is devoutly religious, Joffrey says not to worry, all his "spells" are just religious miracles
|
||||
|
||||
- Mr Gibbons is interested in fashion and dismayed by the state of Bubba, Squelch and Autismus, says he can help them out; invites Autismus to his quarters
|
||||
|
||||
- Is the lobster ship successfully attached ? Mark makes a blind role and will find out later
|
||||
|
||||
- Getting underway, how will the party help ? Bubba: whips the monkey-man to motivate him, Autismus: helps the crew with the ropes, Squelch starts CUTTING the mooring ropes, upsets Crux, Joffrey drags an ornate chair out of the captains office and sits down, then says something inspirational to the crew.
|
||||
|
||||
- Next issue is that the ride is a bit bumpy because of a dodgy spelljammer throne, got some illegal gravity fish to compensate; someone will need to feed them
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus and Bubba go to feed them, they discover a hold full of 400 barrels of smokeleaf in all manner of varieties… the Elven allegations were true….
|
||||
|
||||
- the fish are large and like a cross between a piranha and a pufferfish.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba slings his rod under their tank with a guppy on it and it floats upward into their upside down tank and they hoe into it. One gets hooked but he cuts the line, only wants to feed them for now.
|
||||
|
||||
- Asked about his fishing rod and how much line he has, decides the line is made from tiefling hair as it’s very strong and sleek, he’s been harvesting it from Autismus’ head in his sleep to replenish his reel.
|
||||
|
||||
- Ship is stabilised now the fish are fed.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba and Autismus head upstairs again, bubba carrying his dog, ‘tismus considers using mage hand to help, dog is too heavy, decided to cast it on his balls instead.
|
||||
|
||||
- Those two don’t tell Joffrey or squelch what they found in the hold.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus has an aside with Crux and mentions the smokeleaf and asks if he’s in to dodgy shit, no just eats it but also helps to pay the crew and bills. Discuss weed and kelp sandwiches.
|
||||
|
||||
- Now nighttime, Autismus climbs to the crows nest to talk to the one eyed, hippy, lizard man that is meditating while he’s meant to be on watch. “Vask” centring his soul.
|
||||
|
||||
- Screaming noise starts very quiet and slowly increases in volume over an hour, Autismus hears it but everyone else is in bed. Squelch curled up on deck with lizard, bubba curled up with cinnamon on deck at the back of the ship, Joffrey in captains quarters with a fancy silk eye mask on in a nice bed.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus wakes Squelch and Bubba, goes downstairs and throws water over Joffrey to try and wake him. J magnifies voice and calls for silence, magically slams door, Autismus goes back in and tells Joffrey he heard a scary noise.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux comes back on deck, says it’s the void goo and they need to deal with it or it will keep getting worse. Joffrey dismisses Autismus to go deal with it and goes back to bed.
|
||||
|
||||
- Black gunk on the front of the ship emitting noise, squelch goes to check with the lizard using its “spider climb” ability. Bubba tosses him a bottle and wants a sample, squelch experiments on it with his dagger, ineffective. It’s giving him a headache
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus tries “feeding” it some of the space tobacco, doesn’t work. Tries lighting cigarette and pressing it in to the goo, no reaction.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch tries a bottle of acid, not enough liquid to get all the goo, only affects a small area.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey is TRYING TO SLEEP! arrives on deck, asks to be sent down there, squelch won’t give up his lizard.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch decides to go under the ship and see if the lobster is still there - nope.
|
||||
|
||||
- Creampie is back at the Rock of Braal just floating there. Does int check, crit fails, likely attaches to a random ship and goes on an adventure.
|
||||
|
||||
- Mr Gibbons rocks up, asks what they are doing and why they aren’t using the goo squeegee ? Squelch gets tossed the squeegee and removes the goo successfully.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch rolls for how much thc was on that cigarette from Autismus that he took a drag on, 68%, he’s high as ball now.
|
||||
|
||||
- There’s a concern that he might have fallen off the lizard but remembers it has gecko skin and he’s stuck to it, doesn’t have to worry about a saddle.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba cleans off the squeegee into a vial to collect a sample of void goo.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch reveals the lobster is gone, Joffrey goes back to bed, sighing.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus asks Gibbon about void goo, he tells him it’s goo from the void ? It screams and probably eats light, clings to stuff and is the worst. See space hulks infested and eaten by it. Is a catty bitch and criticizes Autismus outfit. Invites him to his cabin if he’d like some help with it. It’s 2am. Gibbon is basically Glenn and has one button done wrong. Autismus declines.
|
||||
|
||||
- Everyone is back in bed, aut goes down to cargo hold to fill up on smokeleaf again, runs into Crux and catches him eating it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey wakes up the next day and is very crabby, the wind kept him up all night.
|
||||
|
||||
- They are still travelling to the edge of the system, can see a giant beam of light coming from their planet as it’s being consumed shooting off into the distance.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus wakes to find he’s missing a shoe, took them off before bed. Goes up on deck, starts raging about where his shoe is.
|
||||
|
||||
- He tries to order his imp to sniff his shoe and then sniff the other one out, his imp refuses, he’s not a slave, they argue for a while. Imp says HE should sniff his own shoe, Autismus does this intimidatingly and convinces the imp to sniff as well. Now what ? Sniff out the other shoe ? He’s not a sniffer dog! Autismus’ nose is ten times as big!
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba uses his superior tracking skills to get the trail, leads him to mysterious chest. Taps it, starts growling, it’s the ship’s pet mimic. Advised to try offering something else to get his shoe back. It bites Bubba when he keeps fiddling with it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus tries to offer it his sheepskin cape (from sheepgoblinborn ep1) not interested.
|
||||
|
||||
- tries 5 gold like fish food, it loves that, gobbles them up, still doesn’t get shoe back
|
||||
|
||||
- Crew member walking past laughs at Autismus, says mimic loves boots. It’s Peggy the deckhand, has a peg leg.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus considers stealing her peg leg with magic to feed to the mimic.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus manages to feed it 10 more gold and get back his shoe but loses the sheepskin cape in the process
|
||||
|
||||
- Been travelling for a couple of days, squelch concerned they don’t know where they’re going, Crux insists he knows, using a compass that is spazzing out. When questioned says that they’re going to his friend’s place, need star maps, lost his ability to navigate the astral sea; then they can find the astral elve’s armada and then join the fight against them.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bangs on about the astral elves attacking and big succing planets to fuel their home system’s dying star. When questioned about WHEN his homeward was destroyed, he admits it was decades ago and it took 2 months for total destruction.
|
||||
|
||||
- Only 4 hours from the cartographer’s place.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus returns to crow’s nest and asks Vask if Crux is nuts “he shits a lot” is all he has to say, as though this is profound, then takes a deep breath and returns to his meditation.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba and Joffrey make their respective animal handling rolls, Both fail and Joffrey is scratched and takes minor damage.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey does his “here comes the money” intro on deck and makes it rain 20 silver to motivate the crew, autismus and the mimic appear and scrabble trying to get some of the coins
|
||||
|
||||
- Arrive at Toopla’s Tower, she’s standing on the dock jiggling about excitedly, her tower sort of looks like an offset pile of toilet rolls; have to park the ship further out and take a jolly boat in to her dock, who’s rowing ? Not Joffrey
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux stands on the bow of the rowboat, Joffrey stands slightly in front of him with his sword out, dramatically.
|
||||
|
||||
- As they’re crossing the distance, a glowing light appears and gets brighter, then this giant, 20 foot long, Scaver appears with huge jaws and tries to frighten the party and crux. Frightens Bubba
|
||||
|
||||
- Attacks Joffrey, 29 to hit, does 27 dmg but doesn’t succeed in swallowing him or frightening him
|
||||
|
||||
- The fish is defeated mostly by Bubba, Joffrey resigns himself to rowing after he can’t cast heat metal on the hook or really do any damage at range; Autismus lobs spells and Squelch also focuses on rowing as he’s frightened. Autismus and Joffrey almost got one-shot during the fight
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch jumps off the boat as soon as its near enough to the dock and retreats, followed by Joffrey, who immediately heals himself as much as he can.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus gets killing blow with magic missile, Bubba harvests its head and some void skaver scales
|
||||
|
||||
- Upon its death it vomits up a dwarven body, its a skeleton inside of a “fish suit” (basically a scuba/space suit that gives you a move speed improvement in water/space)
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba loots fish suit, Autismus searches the body and removes its golden tooth.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey reminds them to make sure someone ties up the boat and Bubba does.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux didn’t help at all, gets off boat, congratulates party and warmly greets Toopla
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla asks if they are there to help her out with her predicament; what predicament ?
|
||||
|
||||
- Autognomes she got along with the new telescope she bought have gone mad with security and locked her out of her tower.
|
||||
|
||||
- Offers Joffrey the sheet with the instructions/code on it, he informs her that he has no need of keys, snaps his fingers and casts “Knock” from 20 meters away, unlocking the door instantly.
|
||||
|
||||
- She asks him how good he is at not being charmed by enormous tits, he says he does the charming around here, crit succeeds his wisdom save; she’s very taken with him and his ability to resist her.
|
||||
|
||||
- She mentioned all the new expensive equipment she’d bought and he disregarded her and immediately went to enter the tower.
|
||||
|
||||
- He walks through the door and is immediately downed by the trap that is on the front door that causes it to slam outwards into him putting his head through the door, it does 10d6 dmg (43 dmg)
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch manages to succeed in removing him from the door and saves him from perma-death, then heals him for 20
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey proceeds to heal himself as best he can, again, now furious and stressed from almost dying twice in the last 10 mins and being kept up at night by the void ooze.
|
||||
|
||||
- Grabs Toopla and starts dragging her to push her through the door in-front of him, Crux jumps in front of him, protests and tries to diffuse the situation. Manages to calm things down and restore order after asserting that this was caused by the Autognomes, not by Toopla.
|
||||
|
||||
- Go in to tower, grow tubs and magic garden, grow lights, fruits, wheat etc being grown, some Autognomes working that aren’t crazy
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla says it must be the ones in the top of the tower that she set to enhanced security mode that are the issue.
|
||||
|
||||
- Sealed circular hatch in the roof, rope hanging down that magically levitates you up or down when you hold it
|
||||
|
||||
- Mechanism with a bucket of gears etc 3m off the ground that seems to be what you have to manipulate to enter the code for the hatch.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus tries to get his imp to go up and check out the bucket, comes back and reports its full of gears
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey expresses his displeasure at all they have had to go through just to get here, and that they should just blow up the hatch, topple protests damaging her house and asks them nicely not to.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey tells her that she doesn’t understand all the hardships and lies they’ve had to endure, crux is full of shit; Toopla says that he doesn’t lie, he’s the most …. Un-lie-iest person that she knows, he wouldn’t lie to her, they’re friends.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey says how does she know they are friends, crux might have lied to her and she looks nervously at crux and asks what Joffrey knows, what has he said and he ignores her, leaves her on read.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey tries to send Mr Gibbons a message with the details of the riddle as they are all struggling to figure out the code to open the door; when the puzzle is finally solved, Gibbons replies with the same value.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch goes through the hatch first after checking for traps, there is a kitchen with a pair of Autognomes preparing food, oblivious to anything, passive, there is a bedroom corner with a wardrobe etc, window, bookshelves etc.
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla is happy and goes up with them, pleased to see the gnomes preparing food and invites everyone to have dinner.
|
||||
|
||||
- Out the window they can see their ship and the dock etc nothing out of the ordinary.
|
||||
|
||||
- Another hatch in the ceiling, appears to be magic, glowing, intricate glyphs, hovering magic cogs, looks like some Dr Strange portal shit.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba examines the gnomes in the gardens on the ground floor while autismus and squelch are upstairs; Joffrey lingers for a second but goes up when the hatch appears safe.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey tries to do an appraisal of the Autognomes, apparently roughly 1500 gold
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch tries to talk to one of the cooking autonomies but they aren’t really helpful or able to speak beyond saying their current assigned task and their number designation. Number 1 priority is to protect Toopla, number 2 priority is to cook food
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla shows them how she can create windows at will in her tower, the walls can go transparent and Squelch goes outside to see if he can see any windows on the top level from the outside, there are none, its completely sealed currently.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus examines the magic hatch, can see its an insane magic lock but it would be possible to sort of hack through it with his arcana skill, theoretically. Doesn’t look dangerous, uses perception anyway and can’t see any traps.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey asks Autismus if he needs some help from dad after he fails hopelessly to open the magic lock
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey casts knock on the door after some confusion on whether the knock spell could work on arcane locks; it would work, but he doesn’t use it for now, allowing others to try and solve the puzzle.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba makes an attempt and fails
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla asks if they can break the door down, contradicting her previous sentiment that they weren’t to damage her home
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus casts magic missile at the door to see what happens, it doesn’t do any damage but it does increase his intelligence score unexpectedly.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey asks Toopla if she knows anything about what just happened, but she has no idea and is unhelpful.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch goes up and hits the door with his sword, gains some intelligence as well but the door takes no visible damage.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus, Squelch and Bubba continue trying to hit the door to see what happens and their intelligence continually increases with each hit.
|
||||
|
||||
- This causes their arcana checks against the magical lock mechanism to progressively get easier.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus casts detect thoughts on Toopla to see what she is thinking and she is thinking lewd thoughts about Crux.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch is now up to 20 intelligence, the smartest person there now, makes another arcana check on the lock and fails.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch demands that Joffrey cast Knock on the door, reaching peak frustration.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey maliciously complies and wants to cast Knock and hopefully spring a trap that hits him.
|
||||
|
||||
- Unfortunately it only unlocks one level of this lock and there are multiple levels to it; Joffrey is very frustrated by this
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch continues hitting it, getting smarter, but failing to unlock it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba has the idea of hitting the door as fast as possible to try and rapidly increase his intelligence and starts rabbit punching it from underneath.
|
||||
|
||||
- Even with over 40 intelligence now, Bubba still fails to unlock the lock, hilariously
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus succeeds in unlocking the next level of the lock with a nat 20, it still has more layers
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey decides to just blow a hole in the ceiling next to the hatch instead and casts thunder wave on the ceiling “I tire of this” and succeeds in cracking it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey commands Squelch to hit the cracked section with his sword; Autismus hits its with magic missile instead and finishes it off.
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla starts screaming, upset that they are breaking her building
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch gets hit by some of the debris and takes 4 dmg
|
||||
|
||||
- Two Autognomes are up on the next floor working away with wrenches on some round contraption; when the party goes upstairs, their head rotate around backwards to look at them and they start shouting “INTRUDERS!” In mechanical voices.
|
||||
|
||||
- After a very brief fight, the party destroys both of them and they are each disassembled in to 40 different parts
|
||||
|
||||
- Toppla comes up to that level of the tower and complains about her damaged Autognomes, then thanks them for at least avoiding damage to her telescope and cartography materials.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux tells her where they are intending to head, to the Griff Armada in “Doom Space, to lead an assault on the Zoraxian Empire, and asks her if she now has access to star charts etc that can aid them
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla says she hasn’t charted that system, it would take quite a bit of time, but she can offer them an Astral Orrery, that works by showing the wielder where they are intending the Astral Sea at all times, aiding navigation.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey looks at all the charts around the room and suggests to Bubba and Squelch quietly that they gather all of that up and take her telescope to put on the galleon.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux seems like he would be a problem and prevent them from taking anything so Joffrey asks him to head down to the boat and get it ready for launch while they apologise and clean up after the damage they’ve done to Toopla’s Tower.
|
||||
|
||||
- As soon as he leaves, Joffrey quietly suggests casting Suggestion on Toopla to manipulate her into letting them take everything but Squelch is extremely resistant to this and is protesting.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey sees that Squelch is a very big obstruction and decides to cast Suggestion on him instead. Squelch is arguing with him and he accuses Joffrey of being up to “some sketchy shit” and doesn’t want to go outside and clean up.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey casts Suggestion on him but Squelch is able to resist the spell successfully and says it’s time for them to leave, NOW!
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey changes tack and convinces Toopla that these gnomes are quite dangerous if handled incorrectly and he’s concerned about leaving her with them, and she agrees to give him the 2 damaged gnomes and an owners manual for them.
|
||||
|
||||
- While Joffrey is gathering up all the parts, Autismus pockets one to hamper Joffrey’s plan to reassemble them.
|
||||
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|
||||
7/02/2026
|
||||
|
||||
- Session opens in Toopla’s Tower and Toopla is telling us about an incredible and great captain called “Grimrod Garglinale” who is very handsome and is on a crusade against the Astral Elves.
|
||||
|
||||
- Toopla attempts to join the party on their journey, Joffrey is opposed to this but Autismus is compelled to allow her to come due to her great beauty.
|
||||
|
||||
- Eventually its agreed that she can come with the party and Joffrey attempts to manipulate her into bringing her 4x valuable Autognomes with her, in the hopes that he can financially gain from this situation.
|
||||
|
||||
- The party leaves Toopla’s Tower and arrives to find a debris field at the co-ordinates where Garglinale’s fleet was meant to be, seemingly the aftermath of a great battle.
|
||||
|
||||
- Two human Vampirates hiding in the wreckage climb onboard, called Dorgo and Vita.
|
||||
|
||||
- A tense standoff ensues and Commodore Crux wants to shoot them as they are Vampirates and have a bad reputation, but Joffrey and the rest of the group diffuse the situation and allow these 2 castaways to join the crew.
|
||||
|
||||
- One of the Vampirates is a swabbie and joins the maintenance crew, overseeing the cleaning autognomes; the other Vampirate is a lookout and replaces Vask, the semi-blind spiritual lizard man in the crow’s nest. Vask is tasked with assisting Bubba in his alchemy lab.
|
||||
|
||||
- They question the Vampirates about the battle and confirm that Garglinale’s fleet was ambushed by Astral Elves and defeated. Garglinale cast a spell on his ship, turning it invisible and was able to escape.
|
||||
|
||||
- The vampirate fleet was anchored in their home system and they aren’t sure how the Astral Elve’s were able to find them.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey and Squelch question Toopla to see if she had any elves that came to see her recently and imply that she may have told someone where Garglinale’s fleet was hidden.
|
||||
|
||||
- She denies that anything like that happened and says that she has never met an astral elf; she’s distracted mid conversation by amorous thoughts of Garglinale.
|
||||
|
||||
- A debate ensues on whether or not they should explore the debris field and salvage some treasure as an electrical storm is brewing. Joffrey is very adamant that they should try and get some treasure and, among other plans, suggests firing someone out of a ballista to reach the derelicts quickly; Bubba finds this novel and exciting and loads himself into a ballista quietly while everyone is arguing.
|
||||
|
||||
- While everyone is continuing to argue, Joffrey casually activates the ballista, firing bubba at the debris, and he goes headfirst through the porthole of a derelict Astral Elf Space-Moth ship approx 500m away.
|
||||
|
||||
- While he’s searching the debris inside, he finds a pouch of 27 gold pieces, a potion of healing, a potion of climbing and a potion of Heroism.
|
||||
|
||||
- Now committed to staying in the area with Bubba overboard, the crew scramble to move the ship to collect him as the storm worsens and Crux is struck by purple space lightning, knocking him unconscious.
|
||||
|
||||
- The Spelljammer pilot driving their ship is called Dexa, who is a very wiry and unhealthy human female and they direct her to move the ship closer to where Bubba is.
|
||||
|
||||
- They learn that the name of their Gnomish engineer onboard that they have never met is Lilip.
|
||||
|
||||
- Bubba leaps back out of the derelict ship, using his Fish Suit to traverse the distance back to the crew’s ship; in the middle of his trip, he is struck by lightning, but in an unlikely turn of events, he catches it in a bottle.
|
||||
|
||||
- When the ship is close enough, Bubba uses his fishing rod to reel himself back in.
|
||||
|
||||
- When back on deck, he gives Joffrey the gold he found and Joffrey tries to give half back, but Bubba declines and says he doesn’t really care for gold; Joffrey beams and tells him he is like a favourite son to him.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey reads his instruction manual for the disassembled Autognomes and realises there is a piece missing.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus talks to the Vampirates and they tell him that he smells of heroism; he casts detect thoughts on them and they are thinking that they like doing “heroism”.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus goes to mess hall hoping to have a drink with Toopla, but finds that she’s helping crux eat because he’s very injured after being struck by lightning.
|
||||
|
||||
- Using knowledge provided by the Vampirates, they locate and arrive at Captain Garglinale’s galleon “The Last Breath” and find that it is badly damaged after escaping from the battle earlier. True to his reputation, Garglinale is a very handsome Tiefling that is the spitting image of Joffrey, but has a scarred face, milky eye, hook for a hand, his animated severed hand is riding on his shoulder, and he has vampirate fangs.
|
||||
|
||||
- Crux staggers up on deck, still injured from the lightning, sees Garglinale and threatens to shoot him, frightened of a vampirate, and Joffrey slaps the pistol from his hand, exasperated.
|
||||
|
||||
- Garglinale questions them about why they are in this area, explains that he will need to rebuild his fleet after that loss to the astral elves and suggests that they join him.
|
||||
|
||||
- The party and Garglinale retire to the captain’s dining room to talk specifics.
|
||||
|
||||
- Garglinale asks about the Rock of Bral and Joffrey tells him it seems to be a hive of Astral Elves these days; he asks where else they could go and Crux tells him he should come with them to Doom Space to join the Griff armada. After a minor discussion, everyone agrees to head to Doom Space.
|
||||
|
||||
- Garglinale details that, to join with him, they would have to adhere to the vampirate code: 1. Don’t Eat Each Other, No crew member shall partake of the flesh or blood of another crew member 2. No Hymns, many crew member’s ears are sensitive to holy praise, while aboard the ships, bards and other musicians are allowed to play only secular tunes. 3. Cowards Consequence, those who abandon their post and shirk their duties shall be marooned. 4. No Shipboard Conflicts, all disputes shall be settled on land.
|
||||
|
||||
- The articles of the Vampirate code seemed agreeable and everyone was quite satisfied, but then Garglinale elaborated that they must also call him admiral and Joffrey balked at this.
|
||||
|
||||
- Garglinale has a charisma battle with Joffrey for Admiralty over the fleet that they hope to rebuild, Joffrey wins by rolling a nat 20.
|
||||
|
||||
- There is no love lost between them and Joffrey toasts Garglinale, breaking out his finest rum to honor him, especially as he looks like Joffrey, stoking his narcissism and racial pride for fellow Tieflings.
|
||||
|
||||
- After the party return to the deck, Mr Gibbons suddenly approaches Garglinale and appears to be possessed, tells him in a deep and foreign voice that his crew are betraying him and his ship is no longer his.
|
||||
|
||||
- The Last Breath takes off without him and the crew begin chasing it in their ship, The Second Wind.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey has Gibbons thrown in the brig as a precaution even though he appears to return to normal.
|
||||
|
||||
- The party makes use of their various talents to attempt to catch up to the fleeing ship; Bubba uses survival to expertly trim sails and deploy flags to “catch the space wind”, Garglinale makes them invisible with a dark ritual involving an inscription on the deck, Joffrey plays Mariner’s Mambo on his flute, charming the Gravity Fish, reducing their gravity by 20% as the fish go to sleep and Autismus feeds the ship’s treant a heroism potion, juicing it up.
|
||||
|
||||
- They successfully catch up with the ship after a few hours of pursuit.
|
||||
|
||||
- Garglinale tells them that the enemy crew consistsof eight Vampirates, an ogre zombie, a Vampirate mage, and an annoying ghost. He also warns them that there is Alchemist’s Fire stored on his ship and they shouldn’t shoot at it.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch misty steps over and starts fighting their spelljammer pilot, a vampirate mage. He crit hits but somehow manage to do minimal damage with bad rolls.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus and bubba board through a hole in the back of the ship, attack and finish it; Joffrey boards, takes control of spelljammer throne and brings the ship to a halt.
|
||||
|
||||
- They have a brief aside with Garglinale and Joffrey asks about the cargo and if they can jettison the Alchemist’s Fire to allow them to fire upon the ship safely. Garglinale is very annoyed and adamant that they mustn’t shoot his ship, and also tells them that the Alchemist’s Fire is spread out throughout his ship so it can’t be easily jettisoned.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey comments that not wanting his ship to explode, but rigging it to explode seems to be pretty poor planning.
|
||||
|
||||
- Enemy crew are aware of them and are breaking into the room as the party continues planning.
|
||||
|
||||
- A pitched battle ensues and the party works to hold the room where the Spelljammer throne is located to prevent the enemy crew from fleeing again.
|
||||
|
||||
- Squelch and Joffrey hold the Spelljammer throne room, while Autismus, Bubba and Garglinale climb out of the hole in the back of the ship and attempt to climb up on the deck and flank the enemy from behind; unfortunately they run into the ogre zombie and some Vampirates and are forced to fight them on their own.
|
||||
|
||||
- As each vampirate is killed, they explode into necrotic dust that deals necrotic damage, and while Squelch’s armour allows him to avoid most of their weapon damage, he is eventually knocked unconscious by repeated exposure to this dust.
|
||||
|
||||
- After shooting a Vampirate, causing it to explode and knock Squelch unconscious, Joffrey revives him and apologises for not noticing he was so injured.
|
||||
|
||||
- Autismus encounters the annoying ghost, who appears as a Tiefling and tries to possess him; Autismus ignores it, walking through it and proceeding the flank the remaining Vampirates.
|
||||
|
||||
- Eventually the crew and Garglinale successfully defeat the mutineers onboard The Last Breath.
|
||||
|
||||
- The annoying ghost of a tiefling re appears and attempts to possess Autismus but he is able to resist; it turns out that it manifests around a cursed golden amulet.
|
||||
|
||||
- Joffrey covets the amulet and tries desperately to come up with an alternative to destroying it, suggesting exorcising it, or storing it in the Bag of Holding that would technically keep it on another plane of existence.
|
||||
|
||||
- Unfortunately there doesn’t appear to be another solution and Squelch Divine Smites it, exorcising the ghost, causing the golden amulet to crumble to worthless dust.
|
||||
|
||||
- Captain Garglinale finally reveals his “secret weapon” that he had in the cargo hold and the reason why he was so adamant that they not damage his ship; the unconscious Astral Elf Princess “Xedali”, daughter of Emperor Xavian of Zoraxian.
|
||||
|
||||
- He says that he has been unable to revive her and Joffrey uses his healing magic to bring her back to consciousness.
|
||||
|
||||
- They realise that all the other elves they’d met had been referring to an “empress” and that they must be embroiled in a civil war between the two factions.
|
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22/02/2025 - ***Oh, Hi, Mark!***
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[[Squelch]] “Wielder of the Whack-Splat” was a small and particularly ugly beast, green of skin, long of nose, possessor of several shinies; all things goblins usually aspire to. More so, he was a respected hero of the tribe, member of a prominent family, and he’d recently inherited the honour of wielding said family’s magical war hammer “Whack-Splat” (hence his title). Upon first grasping this potent contrivance of wood and gemstone, he felt his body surge with power, he was harder, better, faster and stronger. He’d found himself in a new nest within underground ruins, in a cave system beneath the Qumdrop Swamp.
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[[Squelch]] “Wielder of [[The Wak Splat]]” was a small and particularly ugly beast, green of skin, long of nose, possessor of several shinies; all things goblins usually aspire to.
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The change of scenery was eagerly anticipated as his chieftain had promised them he’d been in negotiations with a new god that they could worship within this very cave network. Until recently, his clan had made their home in a mountain range, in a cave at the base of Steep Run, greatest among equals of the peaks. Steep Run was a talon grazing the heavens, capped with snow, banded with trees and characteristically, steep.
The previous occupants of the ruins had been found slaughtered when they arrived, a band of kobolds that seemed to have been felled mercilessly to a one.
Shortly after their arrival in this new land, the two bugbears that originally directed their tribe had been mysteriously killed, their bodies strangely melted, but seemingly not burned. No matter, this was obviously their new god-queen’s will and it should not be questioned. Squelch was approached one day by the Chieftain and given a sacred task from the queen herself, to acquire new “subjects” from the nearby town and return them to her, alive, for her to have words with; This should be completed as quickly as possible or risk earning her disfavour. Packing his bags with rope, manacles, nets and all manner of other supplies, he set out through the swamp and then started the long trek up the Outlet, across the salt flats, towards reality.
Arriving on the border of the town, he came across a strange old man sitting on a rock, with eyes closed, lost in meditation. A large bird was perched on either of his shoulders; sizing him up, Squelch deemed this wizened old prune disinteresting and moved on.
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More so, he was a respected hero of the tribe, member of a prominent family, and he’d recently inherited the honour of wielding said family’s magical war hammer, [[The Wak Splat]] (hence his title). Upon first grasping this potent contrivance of wood and gemstone, he felt his body surge with power, he was harder, better, faster and stronger. He’d found himself in a new nest within underground ruins, in a cave system beneath the Qumdrop Swamp.
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The change of scenery was eagerly anticipated, as his chieftain had promised them he’d been in negotiations with a new [[Dragon Queen|god]] that they could worship within this very cave network. Until recently, his clan had made their home in a mountain range, in a cave at the base of Steep Run, greatest among equals of the peaks.
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Steep Run was a talon grazing the heavens, capped with snow, banded with trees and characteristically, steep.
The previous occupants of the ruins had been found slaughtered when they arrived, a band of kobolds that seemed to have been felled mercilessly to a one.
Shortly after their arrival in this new land, the two bugbears that originally directed their tribe had been mysteriously killed, their bodies strangely melted, but seemingly not burned.
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No matter, this was obviously their new [[Dragon Queen|god-queen’s]] will and it should not be questioned. Squelch was approached one day by the Chieftain and given a sacred task from the queen herself, to acquire new “subjects” from the nearby town and return them to her, alive, for her to have words with; This should be completed as quickly as possible or risk earning her disfavour.
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Packing his bags with rope, manacles, nets and all manner of other supplies, he set out through the swamp and then started the long trek up the Outlet, across the salt flats, towards reality.
Arriving on the border of the town, he came across a strange old man sitting on a rock, with eyes closed, lost in meditation. A large bird was perched on either of his shoulders; sizing him up, Squelch deemed this wizened old prune disinteresting and moved on.
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In the months since their previous ordeal, our intrepid hero and accompanying plebeians have experienced much. Bubba the “Race Traitor”, now shorter and less attractive, with hairy feet, has found himself in prison after making inappropriate Tiefling signs and speaking racial epithets that no longer suit someone of his... small stature. Initially he’d been only shunned, the good people of Seeg-Hell don’t take kindly to those of other races illegally entering their territory on the best of days.
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In the months since their previous ordeal, our intrepid hero and accompanying plebeians had experienced much. [[Bubba]] the “Race Traitor”, now shorter and less attractive, with hairy feet, had found himself in prison. This occurred after he made inappropriate Tiefling signs, and spoke racial epithets that no longer suit someone of his... small stature. Initially he’d been only shunned, the good people of [[SiegHell]] didn’t take kindly to those of other races illegally entering their territory on the best of days.
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Before his incarceration, he had been wiling away his days fishing and repairing hand carts he’d taken from the local market. Autismus drank approximately five hundred beers, and when not inebriated, spent his days studying the many message boards scattered throughout Seeg-Hell, despite the upset they always seemed to cause him. It would become apparent he’d been reading too many messages when he’d occasionally become angry, accusing others of partaking in his hobby.
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Before his incarceration, he had been wiling away his days fishing and repairing hand carts he’d taken from the local market. [[Autismus Von Autingler|Autismus]] drank approximately five hundred beers, and when not inebriated, spent his days studying the many message boards throughout [[SiegHell]], despite the upset they always seemed to cause him. It would become apparent he’d been reading too many messages when he’d occasionally become angry, accusing others of partaking in his hobby.
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Regardless of this, Joffrey was more than happy to furnish them with alcohol, at a generous discount of 5% off, as the most frequent patron of his new establishment, Sheep-Bone Brewery. This tap house seemed to spring from the ether, and although, new to brewing, Joffrey seemed to be a prodigy; everything he made turned to gold, no matter how dubious the ingredients. How peculiar…
Despite the tumultuous distraction of their daily lives, the trio held a sense of unease they were hesitant to discuss. Casting in the depths of their minds, they were unable to determine its source. Between periods of fervent alcoholism, even Autismus was dimly aware of his surroundings and fellow townsfolk having a flavour of unreality, it was as stark as shattered glass, a sudden change of perspective. Something was wrong with Seeg-Hell and its people, they were possessed of a vacancy that was akin to over-indulging in dental hygiene products, and Joffrey was resolved to unravel the mystery.
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Regardless of this, [[Joffrey Tiefstein|Joffrey]] was more than happy to furnish them with alcohol, at a generous discount of 5% off, as the most frequent patron of his new establishment, [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]]. This tap house seemed to spring from the ether, and although, new to brewing, Joffrey seemed to be a prodigy; everything he made turned to gold, no matter how dubious the ingredients. How peculiar…
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Despite the tumultuous distraction of their daily lives, the trio held a sense of unease they were hesitant to discuss. Casting in the depths of their minds, they were unable to determine its source. Between periods of fervent alcoholism, even Autismus was dimly aware of his surroundings and fellow townsfolk having a flavor of unreality.
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It was as stark as shattered glass, a sudden change of perspective; Something was wrong with [[SiegHell]] and its people, they were possessed of a vacancy that was akin to over-indulging in dental hygiene products, and Joffrey was resolved to unravel the mystery.
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On a particularly ordinary morning, while waiting for the local fried chicken stand to open for breakfast, Autismus was already several pints deep at his usual table in Sheep-Bone. He wiled away the time ranting and raving about strange entities from the sky, perhaps another plane, and dragon chemtrails turning the local amphibians homosexual; until a stubby green fellow entered.
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The filthy creature had been meandering around the town aimlessly until it had seen Sheep-Bone, the one venue that felt… real; there was a sense of life about it when everything else felt off. Joffrey saw the interloper’s beady eyes scanning his patrons and hurried over to have a word with him. Leaning down he enquired if the lower life form was lost and looking for its master, why else would a goblin be in Seeg-Hell ? (edited)
Autismus was far more charitable, simply happy to have an enthusiastic audience for his ramblings and dragged him over to his table. The grubby goblin proclaimed to know all about beings from the skies and encouraged him to follow him back to his tribe to meet them and his queen, a goddess. At this moment, a guard interrupted this meeting of minds with a loud hammering, fixing a new notice to the bar’s message board in the entryway.
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The filthy creature had been meandering around the town aimlessly until it had seen Sheep-Bone, the one venue that felt… real; there was a sense of life about it when everything else felt off. Joffrey saw the interloper’s beady eyes scanning his patrons and hurried over to have a word with him.
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Leaning down he enquired if the lower life form was lost and looking for its master, why else would a goblin be in Seeg-Hell ?
Autismus was far more charitable, simply happy to have an enthusiastic audience for his ramblings and dragged him over to his table. The grubby goblin proclaimed to know all about beings from the skies and encouraged him to follow him back to his tribe to meet them and his queen, a goddess.
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At this moment, a guard interrupted this meeting of minds with a loud hammering, fixing a new notice to the bar’s message board in the entryway.
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Reading this, Joffrey’s brow knit in concentration and a calculating look passed over his face as he glanced wistfully at the other pair. Shaking his head after a moment of introspection, he presented the scroll to Autismus and explained that Bubba was in prison and they should try and free him. He omitted the paragraph about a reward from the city watch for surrendering co-conspirators, his consideration of Bubba’s imperilled bar tab, as well as his long-term income from their continued patronage.
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c15/03/2025 - ***Are we the baddies ?***
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15/03/2025 - ***Are we the baddies ?***
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Time seemed to stand still, it was as though an entire week had passed, as Joffrey hauled Squelch to his feet and they began to take stock of the aftermath of their encounter. Studying the remains of the skeletal creatures that had attacked them, they determined that, oddly, they were comprised of painted and polished wood, rather than bone.
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3/5/2025 - Brown Mesa Goblin One-Shot
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Jack: Preacher Maynard
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Kyle: Dy Vurzidy
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Kye: Grekko
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Nightmares:
Dy Vurzidy - there are only 2 genders, goblin female oppression.
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Preacher - Stuck in Melbourne and can’t escape; there are Indian coffee vendors everywhere.
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Grekko - in a cold sweat, all Neverwinter Fried Chicken (NFC) are closing down.
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“Finally awake” scene in the back of a wagon travelling through the forest.
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Exposition about how they encountered villagers/humans on the way in the countryside that they questioned/killed. Villagers mostly told them that there is no building at the place that they indicated, its only a cave/hole in the ground, nothing has been there in their lifetime.
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Last person they encounter is an old hermit in the woods that they let live, he tells them that there truly wasn’t anything there recently but then a building appeared overnight in the hollow space where the cave mouth used to be.
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The goblins arrive at the exterior of the facility, a high quality construction wall with a large round door and wall sconces flanking it. When they approach, the sconces alight with green flame and the door rolls open automatically in an inviting fashion.
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Grekko inserts his torch into one of the sconces and collects some green flame, mystified by it.
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They enter the door and find themselves in a grand entryway/foyer, it features a fine stone floor and polished steel walls and ceiling. There is an admin desk on the right hand side in front of the “business managers” office and deeper into the space are a series of pedestals with decorative artefacts under glass flanking the walkway.
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On the wall above the admin desk is a fancy sign of metal letters on the wall “Brown Mesa: Magical Research and Development”
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Dy, as the current leader of this squad, takes her team to the Business managers office after collecting the staff directory from the admin desk. They enter, preacher takes the lead into the space and approaches the desk, does not see the sleeping giant venomous snake behind it that attacks him, injuring him.
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Combat begins and Grekko throws his green flaming torch on to the desk in an effort to distract or injure the snake but it is comfortably behind it and unaffected.
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Dy fails to hit it
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Preacher misses
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The snake rounds the desk and attacks Grekko, he wrestles with it and it tries to constrict him, but he has a body like Grekko and resists before killing it, cutting it in half horizontally.
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Preacher squeezes out the snakes guts and collects the wet skin that he drapes around himself; Dy snaps off the fangs and keeps those.
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Grekko finds a dagger in the manager’s desk “Kurzdun”.
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Preacher checks the key cabinet and finds that all the spare keys are gone but on the poorly filled out log there is mention of one being with Beatrice in the Yellow Lab and another is with Jeff in the Blue Lab.
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There was some paperwork on the table and in the desk incriminating Leon Tusk in using funds to prop up his other businesses but goblins don’t care about that shit and Grekko dumps it all into the fire spreading on the top of the desk.
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Group decide to check pedestals in the lobby, find they are mostly cultural artefacts, bent sticks, bone cups etc but find one that has a nice ring in it and another up the back that has a shiny helmet in it.
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Grekko hands off his plain iron ring to Preacher and suggests that he swap it out, Indiana jones style after preacher notices the trip wire on the inside of the glass cases that would activate when opened.
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Grekko studies the wires and thinks they might be a trap that would electrocute you when opening it.
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Dy has them stand back and then destroys the glass case with an eldritch blast, the ring falls to the floor and starts to roll towards them, mystically attracting their attention. Dy collects the ring.
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Lightning goes off and strikes the wall but doesn’t affect them as they are by a doorway.
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Dy continues blasting cases but destroys the mundane contents; preacher avoids the lightning by standing in a doorway with no metal.
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Destroys the case with the helm and trees to hand it to Grekko but finds out she can’t get rid of it, it’s cursed and now attuned to her. Puts it on.
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Grekko busts open the padlock on the artefact storage room at the far end of the entryway, janitors closet inside with a door at the back with storage. Inside there is a table with carefully arranged candles on it, one stands out that is in a nice candelabra and is heavily ornamented.
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Preacher greedily grabs it and 3 kobolds bust out of the walls “you no takey candle” and attack party
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The first one stabs Grekko in the knee
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Dy uses cold touch on one and withers it, killing it “Karen’s cold touch”.
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Preacher bonks one with his mace and squashes its candle with it barely alive.
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Grekko gets stabbed in his other knee and the kobold is hanging off his knees by his knives. Grekko stabs it with Kurzdun and kills it but suffers a stabbing pain in his back, finds out the dagger is cursed and he can’t get rid of it.
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Dy blasts the last kobold to bits.
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Preecha complains pitifully about not having a chance to recover since being bitten by the snake.
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Grekko uses his food ability, finds a body temp tinned pie in his pocket and gives it to preacha that restores a small amount of health. He also finds a tin of expired nut meat on a shelf in the janitors closet and eats it, causing him to be sick and lose some health.
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Kobold bodies dissolve away.
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Preecha realises he dropped the candle and tries to pick it up again “you no take candle” 3 more kobolds appear and Dy/Grekko realise the outer door is sealed when this happens.
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Grekko tries throwing the dagger, it misses the target but re appears in his back where he felt the pain earlier but it doesn’t do damage.
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Dy blasts one of the kobolds to death
|
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||||
Preacher is stabbed to death by kobolds
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Dy kills another - critical hit
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|
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Dy dies as the ring sucks her soul out from performing a critical hit
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||||
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The ring falls off and starts to roll across the room towards Grekko who jams it on, notices a mushroom in his shoe and eats it for some health back. Then he stabs the final kobold to death after it misses him.
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||||
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||||
Kobold bodies dissolve away.
orb of light leaves Preecha’s chest and goes through back wall
Leon Tusk appears, well dressed human “do you see ?”
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||||
Grekko collects Preecha’s Holy Hand Grenade as well as the magic helmet, limps out to the admin desk to take a short rest.
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Vrek (Jack) and Pisspot (Kyle) rock up, along with Roblin that asks to join them. Grekko attempts to dismiss him and is overruled by the new leader, Vrek, who instead orders Roblin to shadow Grekko who is happy to do so and does the Rimmer salute.
|
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||||
Grekko makes Roblin open one of the remaining glass cases to retrieve a bent stick and gets him electrocuted.
|
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|
||||
Vrek orders him to open the door to the Yellow Lab and step in; he complies and rotates on the spot describing being in the small airlock and nothing happens.
|
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|
||||
Vrek has him attempt to open the inner door, this causes the outer to slam shut and gas starts to fill the space; he jokes about it getting harder to breathe and asks them to open the outer door. They fake desperately trying to open it and allow him to be gassed.
|
||||
|
||||
Turns out there was a lever to operate the gas, it’s for cleaning employees before they enter the yellow lab, robin just didn’t see/comprehend it. Note from management that sometimes the automatic gas system gets stuck on and requires a manual reset with the lever.
|
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||||
The others make it through with no issue and notice the warmth and humidity; room seems corroded and mouldy, likely from the humidity.
|
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|
||||
2 diagonal slabs, one with a corpse on it and the other with a beige magical field around it.
|
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|
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Pisspot studies the dead body and finds that it looks like something burst out of the body rather than it being ravaged by an external attacker.
|
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||||
Beatrice is in the field, magically suspended, has the spare keys on a lanyard visible.
|
||||
|
||||
The lads investigate the bed, there are some simple rune controls on the bottom “on/off” and a triangular slot behind a flap for some unknown utility.
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|
||||
Grekko thinks she probably has some sort of monster in her and they should lower the force field, drop the holy hand grenade in and then turn it back on and blow her up.
|
||||
|
||||
They turn off the field, drop in the Holy Hand Grenade and then realise it won’t turn back on and Beatrice wakes up holding the grenade and starts to question them. Grekko dives away just before the explosion goes off leaving Beatrice near death and Vrek and Pisspot badly injured.
|
||||
|
||||
Beatrice is extremely upset and panicked and starts raving that they have to be quiet just before brown drips land on her shoulder and they all look up as a xenomorph rust monster drops down and bites her head off.
|
||||
|
||||
Combat starts:
|
||||
|
||||
Pisspot lobs a jar of piss at the monster but the shiny magic helmet that Grekko is wearing draws his attention and makes him target that instead.
|
||||
|
||||
Vrek attempts to fire an arrow and similarly is drawn to Grekko’s magic helmet, killing him.
|
||||
|
||||
Pisspot attacks with his longsword that dissolves on contact with the beast after doing mild damage.
|
||||
|
||||
Xenomorph attacks and dissolves Pisspot’s armour and shield in a couple of attacks
|
||||
|
||||
Ultimately kills passport and the ring slips off his finger and begins to roll towards Vrek, pulling his attention to it.
|
||||
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||||
In a last ditch effort he puts the ring on and attacks, however it sucks his soul out on a crit and the party wipes.
|
||||
|
||||
As he dies, he sees the Xenomorph freeze and begin to dissolve away.
|
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|
||||
Kye: Grizzle Gutz
|
||||
|
||||
Jack: Fizzle
Kyle: Critz Go’Turden, Jonesy the cat
|
||||
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||||
The party are in the mess hall poking around, Critz summons his cat, Jonesy, and tells it to investigate the food area. It does so with gusto and proceeds to knock everything off of the table and pulls out all of the items onto the floor.
|
||||
|
||||
2 orbs of light waft through the wall and proceed through the room, before leaving through the window at the opposite end.
|
||||
|
||||
The look out of the observation window at the opposite end and witness the demon engine and the reality tear, feel primal fear as they see it. Observation window has tiered stadium/theatre seating in front of it.
|
||||
|
||||
Proceed down the corridor on the opposite side of the room from admin, Grizzle Gutz sees a trip wire and a note on the far side that says “caution”.
Steps over the wire, note says “Caution: Trip Hazard, employees are reminded not to look up.”
He heeds the advice, as does fizzle and they keep moving down the hall.
|
||||
|
||||
Critz tries to order Jonesy to check the corridor for them but she is disinterested and fucking around like a cat.
|
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|
||||
Critz uses his knife’s reflection to inspect the ceiling and notices another note attached there, directly above the other. He steps over the wire and looks up, it says “Aubergine”.
“Aubergine ?” He says, confused and the magic words cause the trapdoor under him to open. He almost falls in and dies, barely manages to grab the edge, Jonesy jumps onto his back and claws him trying not to fall as he climbs out.
|
||||
|
||||
They move to the Cyan lab, mill around inside, tanks full of liquid and drowning zombies, crystals and metal rods pointing at the tanks, seem inert currently.
|
||||
|
||||
Fizzle inspects small desk in the corner and discovers Hoover’s workstation, recovers his journal and the Suckinator Mk1 wand. Critz finds another cursed wand on the central table and alerts Fizzle to it to collect.
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||||
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||||
Critz finds the dagger of forked tongues
|
||||
|
||||
Grizzle inspects the zombies in the tank and considers breaking one to get the potentially magic water “maybe it’s the fountain of youth or potion of immortality ?”.
Critz smashes the glass on one while he’s umming and erring.
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||||
|
||||
Critz is attacked by the zombie, then hides, and zombie comes out and attacks Grizzle instead.
|
||||
|
||||
It does some damage to him before Critz re-appears and stabs it in the back with his new dagger
|
||||
|
||||
Zombie crits Grizzle for big damage and Grizzle hits it back, managing to kill it.
|
||||
|
||||
Grizzle finds a cursed magic lantern in the storage cupboard covered in test tubes.
|
||||
|
||||
Grizzle tastes the water from the tank but its regular water, a bit undead-y.
|
||||
|
||||
They move on to the Blue lab and find a big door with water seeping out from under it, a corpse slumped up against it reaching for the bar holding it shut.
|
||||
|
||||
There is a table covered in chemistry stuff with a small water elemental trapped under a glass case, surrounded by crystals and metal rods similar to the cyan lab.
|
||||
|
||||
Water from under the door feels like it’s looking at them; Grizzle Gutz messes with it and tastes it, angry water, maybe carbonated ?
Puddle starts to fizz and animate, ripples appear in the surface, there is a thud on the other side of the large, barred door.
|
||||
|
||||
Critz thinks of using his cat figurine to store the small water elemental and take it with them, deduces that it’s likely a fragment of a larger elemental, perhaps it’s how they reproduce ?
|
||||
|
||||
Maybe there is a big, angry water elemental behind the door.
|
||||
|
||||
Banging gets progressively louder and more violent, dents start to appear and the bar begins to shift.
|
||||
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||||
Critz stores the small water elemental in Jonesy’s figuring and they flee from the lab; Grizzle locks the door with the keys he found on the dead body.
|
||||
|
||||
They decide to go to the yellow lab and find the aftermath of the previous encounter that wiped out the other party.
They shine the magic lantern around like a black light and discover stains on Roblin’s face that seem incongruous with the injuries he’s received.
|
||||
|
||||
Grizzle Gutz retrieves the magic ring that is seen rolling towards them
|
||||
|
||||
No sign of monster and they check the hatchery room at the rear and find 3x hatched eggs along with a sign from management informing them to stay quiet and not wake the babies. (Shushing librarian stock image)
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||||
|
||||
There isn’t much else of interest and they head to the red lab next
|
||||
|
||||
The cat keeps spazzing out trying to get the ring off of its ankle intermittently
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|
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Discover blood based experiments, another bed/slab on a 45 degree angle for someone to recline on, big tank of red viscous liquid with a hose and needle.
|
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|
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Big metal locker on one side of room, glass case on the wall with red crowbar inside “break in case of emergency”. one the other side is a suspicious apple press looking contraption with red fluids all over it and in the collection compartment underneath.
|
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|
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Grizz opens the metal locker and 3 cherubs (undead flying babies that look a bit squashed) burst out along with 3 head crabs that deal him some damage.
|
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|
||||
Fizzle casts magic missile on them and does some distributed damage; the one charging at him hits the wall behind him and slides to the ground. The cursed wand drains his intelligence as he casts the spell and he feels himself become retarded.
|
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|
||||
Grizzle ends up with a head crab latched on to him after killing a cherub, something thunks into his head and he starts to lose control of his body.
|
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|
||||
Critz decides to try and help him by sneak attack critting the head crab, does enormous damage and stabs through it into Grizzle’s brain, killing him instantly.
|
||||
|
||||
Another head crab latches on to the cat
|
||||
|
||||
Fizzle magic missiles the cherubs again and kills two of them that were previously weakened. Executes the one on the ground by him.
|
||||
|
||||
Critz breaks glass and picks up the crowbar, levers off the head crab on the cat and kills it. Fizzle kills the last remaining head crab.
|
||||
|
||||
Shortly after, Gonad the Ballbarian enters the room and joins the band (Kye)
|
||||
|
||||
Investigate the viewing gallery next, look through to the forge, nothing of interest in there, some notes that Gonad feeds into the flames of the wall sconces.
|
||||
|
||||
They enter the forge room, find the magical item forge, big clear tanks of metallic fluid, mould on the table in the shape of a gun, Fizzle confused by this and not sure what it is.
|
||||
|
||||
Activation runes on the front along with a triangular slot behind a flap; Critz activates the machine, a big press comes down, the fluid is injected and it produces a BFG 9000.
|
||||
|
||||
After a ding, the draw slides open and there are 4 magic shells to load into it that he takes with him.
|
||||
|
||||
Gonad finds the Plate of the Martyr among the tool benches along the side of the room.
|
||||
|
||||
Nothing else of value in here, looks like a smelter for producing the metallic fluid and chemistry stuff. (Add blueprints and notes on items)
|
||||
|
||||
Door on far side reads “directors private gallery, through to Directors office and primary experiment chamber”.
Enter the screaming gallery, faces on walls along with name badges of staff members underneath them like plaques. Faces are somehow animate and screaming/crying/wailing, “furniture” is animate flesh, distorted shapes of people.
|
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|
||||
Enter Director’s Office, find his notes and a necklace of ascension, Fizzle dons this and attempts to use it. He fails and is horrifically turned into a semi living end table that scuttles out to the gallery, joining the other furniture. The Suckinator wand and the necklace fall from his corpse but the cursed items seem to be fused to his body.
|
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|
||||
Seems likely that Leon Tusk succeeded in operating this item and has become an entity of the nightmare realm.
|
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|
||||
Gonad retrieves the necklace
|
||||
|
||||
Frog Noggin joins the team in the gallery, loots the suckinator wand, and they move towards the primary experiment chamber.
|
||||
|
||||
Enter chamber and find chair linked to machine with big spooky orb; see a big tear in mid air above it that appears to show a nightmare like reality on the other side. Nightmare reality frightens them and causes a small amount of psychic damage but Critz is unaffected with his sunglasses.
|
||||
|
||||
The lever on the machine requires 2 round objects to be inserted to operate, can’t see a path forwards other than using the chair.
|
||||
|
||||
Gonad throws the necklace through the tear but nothing appears to happen.
They decide the sacrifice Jonesy the cat rather than entering the chair themselves and she is horribly killed absorbing energy from the nightmare realm. Energy is channeled into the machinery and off into the facility. Ring falls off the cat and is claimed by Gonad.
|
||||
|
||||
Gonad is disconcerted and tries to flee saying they’ve completed their mission but the door is sealed.
|
||||
|
||||
Tear gets a bit wider and suddenly hands grab the edges from within and seem to pry it open and Leon Tusk emerges threateningly.
|
||||
|
||||
He has a ritual dagger covered in blood and beckons to them with the other hand seeming to want them to join him.
|
||||
|
||||
Critz fires both chambers of the BFG 9000 into him, metal music blaring in his mind, blows Leon to bits and his head falls to the floor, releasing 2x gems from his eye sockets that fit the machine.
|
||||
|
||||
Critz takes the gems and turns off/reverses the machine, causes the tear to seal up and the facility seems to become dormant, weird green flames go away, all doors now open etc.
|
||||
|
||||
They make their way back to the front door, find its locked/un-energized, triangular slot by the opening mechanism.
They realise this is the purpose of the Suckinator wand, it can be used to power things with soul energy. Frog Noggin makes the ultimate sacrifice and shoots himself in the head, withering up and the gem is lit up with power.
|
||||
|
||||
They (Gonad) insert it into the door, activate it and step outside; briefly try to catch their breath, all seems well until a metal hand clamps onto Critz shoulder.
|
||||
|
||||
Oblivion style guard that’s been following the trail of murders in the countryside tells him he is under arrest and Critz mag dumps the BFG into him, killing them both in the explosion. His head flies off and the sunglasses are still on him, undamaged, his dying face is a smile, he went out in an awesome way. BFG is now ruined and Gonad is able to escape to the horses and carts. He has the ring, Plate of the Martyr, Suckinator wand and the forked tongue dagger on him.
Boblin, Roblin’s twin brother is waiting for him and welcomes him back, Gonad considers killing him as he immediately annoys him and tells him they have a long journey and he has a joke book to entertain them.
|
||||
|
||||
They ride off into the sunset and off camera, the torches outside the facility reignite and the door opens to the sound of Leon Tusk’s laughter.
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aliases:
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- Session 8.5
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---
|
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6/9/2025
|
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|
||||
Solkanaar talking to squelch, need to go see the queen, has a job for you, off you go
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch goes to goblin warren to talk to them, tells them to prepare, Squawk tells him about the expeditions not returning from the goblin village or, the queens one from the lab. Down a few numbers but the aunties are still churning them out at a good rate, aunty axolotyl. Shit coming down from the sky, it’s not looking good, hoard things and raid as much as you can.
|
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|
||||
Alchemists get brewing and do what you need to do, make the big bangs. save up all the piss, piss in bottles.
|
||||
|
||||
Squelch goes to see the queen, “everything has gone to shit and i’m not very happy” -queen
|
||||
|
||||
can see a shadowy figure up in the cave
|
||||
|
||||
i’m going to be gone for a bit, you need to collect whatever you can into this lair, i’m going to move us, the whole lair, everything, its going to take a while and you need to stock up. where we’re going there will be no supplies. have another mission for you.
|
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|
||||
sending you as a political envoy to a tribe of sharhaugon ? not sure how to say it, sent them some communiques that they should worship me instead of their old weak shark god. you go there as my emissary and convince them; they have something else i’m interestsed in, a vessel, a mechanical vessel, i need you to acquire it. if they join us willingly and bring it with us, its great, otherwise, just get it.
|
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|
||||
what sort of vessel ? its like a robot …. crab..?
|
||||
|
||||
i can take them with us or, you just bring the device, i just want the device.
|
||||
|
||||
sq why are we moving the lair?
|
||||
|
||||
q this world is about to end, we need to leave
|
||||
|
||||
sq strength in numbers
|
||||
|
||||
q i’m sending someone with you (Zarveth appears)
|
||||
|
||||
q you can take 2 others with you, transport can take 4, its down in the tunnels
|
||||
|
||||
sq anything i need to know about their shark god ?
|
||||
|
||||
q i don’t think its a real god, but then what is a real god ?
|
||||
|
||||
q you should go to see the alchemists, to get some water breathing potions, they live at the bottom of an ocean
|
||||
|
||||
sq i don’t like water, i don’t want to get wet and get wet socks etc
|
||||
|
||||
q well that sucks to be you
|
||||
|
||||
sq we’ll take Squeeve and Creampie with us, a sorcerer and a ranger with a lizard companion
|
||||
|
||||
enter tunnels as a party, opens up into underwater lake, on the shore is an enormous turtle with draconic features, transport hutch on its back
|
||||
|
||||
don’t try and fight it, its really strong
|
||||
|
||||
it takes off into the water, seem like they can breathe inside the hutch as its underway
|
||||
|
||||
after an hour its very deep and dark but can see glowing, entering a big crevasse and bioluminescent stuff, can see several big domes connected by walkways
|
||||
|
||||
one central one connecting to the others, some floating in the water, some build into the crevasse walls, made out of coral and shells underwater theme, vines and shit, anglerfish swimming around etc.
|
||||
|
||||
can see mechanical thing around half the size of the turtle, mechanical lobster, its in the sub bay, giant sharks swimming around it
|
||||
|
||||
patrolling goblins riding sharks with tridents
|
||||
|
||||
series of towers around the periphery with giant arbalests on it, glowing vines going up into them pulsing, seem to be a power source
|
||||
|
||||
all the glowing pulsing vines seem to go back to central submarine dock thing, central power point, maybe powered by lobster mechanical
|
||||
|
||||
the turtle docks at one of the outer domes
|
||||
|
||||
fish people meet us, big one with a crown and robes that looks sort of feminine is there, a bigger one that is taller with 4 arms is there, seems like a bodyguard.
|
||||
|
||||
around them other officials, one with 4 arms that are bigger than the others, some with 2 arms that still look muscly
|
||||
|
||||
priestess: welcome we are greatly interested in hearing her offer
|
||||
|
||||
high tide caller scareth
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth looming behind squelch and looking intimidating, matched by 4 arm dudes
|
||||
|
||||
sq, thanks for welcome we come bearing good tidings from dragon queen
|
||||
|
||||
sq would like to discuss what the future may hold for both communities, possibly in private…
|
||||
|
||||
(persuade), rolled nat 1
|
||||
|
||||
scareth does not seem impressed, says she has as banquet tonight, ill talk to you tomorrow perhaps,
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth pushes forward and says who would be higher ranking than an emissary of your new god!
|
||||
|
||||
(succeeds intimidate)
|
||||
|
||||
scareth ill send someone to collect you in 2 hours, very well you can attend, she is frightened
|
||||
|
||||
corridors are filled with water, go down them, not too far, don’t need potions to make it, need to get wet, tho, not an issue for zarveth, water doesnt stick to his skin, dry again straight away
|
||||
|
||||
brings us to another outbuilding, not to the central chamber, shown to a building inside another dome
|
||||
|
||||
toilet has no toilet paper, only 3 shells
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth tells squelch to remember his station as the queens champion, he doesn’t have to bow and simper to these disgusting lesser beings, remember their duty
|
||||
|
||||
sq is unimpressed and asks what makes them better than the fish people
|
||||
|
||||
Zarveth asks if he has eyes and spreads his wings, looks menacing
|
||||
|
||||
flies up into the rafters and hangs upside down like a bat to wait
|
||||
|
||||
sq decides to go out and they all travel to the central dome
|
||||
|
||||
no one appears to be paying attention to them or following them
|
||||
|
||||
get to central dome and come across an access door, in a foyer/ airlock, not full of water; door is covered with shells and coral and stuff, sealed up
|
||||
|
||||
behind us comes up a 4 arm dude, pulls out a key and opens it while death staring us, enters and closes it behind him, zarveth tries to grab the door but it closes on his hand and damages a finger.
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth is incensed, might have to eat that one later at the feast
|
||||
|
||||
sq thinks we could potentially swim up under it if we need to later, not right now, the lobster seems to be in that central dome structure.
|
||||
|
||||
go back to the other dome, people peddling fish oil etc, alex jones fish person liquid consciousness meme; another one carving coral out of rock.
|
||||
|
||||
looking around, it seems to be a bit of a warrior culture, people seem angry and all of the warrior caste
|
||||
|
||||
look around for other forms of transport, only seem to use sharks, Zarveth suggests attempting to secure some sharks as a plan b if their dinner talks fail.
|
||||
|
||||
Sq isn’t that keen, keen to try diplomacy first, asks what they have to offer, what are they doing
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth explains that they are encouraging them to acknowledge their true god, there are people that are right and people that are dead. reminds squelch he bears the mark of the queen on his brown and should remember his place as a pious member of her civilisation.
|
||||
|
||||
sq is very disquieted by this devils behaviour thinks they should wait for the dinner
|
||||
|
||||
see meteor crash into ocean and sink past, coral carver goes up to it and is seized by a vine that emerges, like a giant seed, drowns and is dragged down by it.
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth goes off to find sharks, runs into crazy used shark salesman
|
||||
|
||||
offers him a torn off face; enough to buy one shark, need more for 3 more, isn’t intimidated by all the horrific offerings zarveth has.
|
||||
|
||||
shark salesman says if he can get a harpoon from royal ballistas, he would give him 3 more sharks for that. zarveth agrees, he will get it, or many mortals will die in him trying.
|
||||
|
||||
secures “old tony” big old shark with a bite out of its fin, crafts a saddle out of mortal leather, faces etc, puts a thigh bone in its mouth as a bit.
|
||||
|
||||
returns to squelch, parks up and puts a soul coin in the meter
|
||||
|
||||
at the dinner they are negotiating, squelch talks about peace and salvation, saving their community
|
||||
|
||||
noble stands up and says his shark god will save them, he has many gifts and blessings
|
||||
|
||||
z like what !? your nonsensical domes full of air that you cannot breathe, pathetic…
|
||||
|
||||
noble is embarrassed and intimidated and sits down
|
||||
|
||||
sq talks of saving their race, zarveth talks about their purpose and duty to the new queen, imagine the children of the great shark straddling the universe and conquering worlds with the queen.
|
||||
|
||||
room is divided by this oratory, they seem warm to the conquest angle
|
||||
|
||||
General has a key on his belt that zarveth sees with his superior vision
|
||||
|
||||
rooms quitens down for the meal and ongoing small talk, zarveth eating a corpse
|
||||
|
||||
sq talking to a noble that questioned, asks about the shark god, it drives them into a blood frenzy, squelch says he knows how that feels. is talking treason and how he isn’t whole heartedly on board with the teachings and beliefs of the queen. he’s biding his time til he sees and opportunity to overthrow her, if they merged their communities, they would be closer to that time. “so you worship a false god”
|
||||
|
||||
so you’re looking for more soldiers to help you throw off the yoke of oppression of a false god, why would we help you, we aren’t oppressed here. have you seen our fortress and our powerful minions and magnificence ?
|
||||
|
||||
you wont survive this
|
||||
|
||||
Noble: rubbish, we will survive
|
||||
|
||||
could you survive meteor showers ?
|
||||
|
||||
we are very deep here, protected from that
|
||||
|
||||
sq the seas will boil…
|
||||
|
||||
slightly unsettled by that, second guessing
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth doing the opposite on the other side of the room, talking about rivers of blood, entire oceans of it will be theirs if they follow the queen. imagine conquering entire worlds and making races bow to the mighty children of the shark.
|
||||
|
||||
right then, Squeeve the goblin wizard cuts his finger and 8 of the fish people react and immediately start to have a frenzy. seeing their reaction, zarveth seizes him, holds up his hand and shows them the blood, uses this to add to his oration and talk of blood.
|
||||
|
||||
squelch sees them being driven mad and runs up and grabs him to heal his finger before they go nuts.
|
||||
|
||||
3 of the fish people break and succumb to their blood lust, 2 guards start to move to calm them down, zarveth reacts with inhuman speed and tells them this is a gift and to drink their fill, throws squeeve to them with a malicious grin.
|
||||
|
||||
they swarm and attack him, only 1 hit lands but he’s more injured and bleeding again; Creampie, squelch tries to heal him again. bangs hammer on the ground and bangs his hammer on the ground, tells them to “halt this madness” in a reedy voice and fails to intimidate them
|
||||
|
||||
guards come in and restrain one, failing to get the other two
|
||||
|
||||
Zarveth roars and frightens the two combatants “CEASE!”
|
||||
|
||||
rest of the room seem ok and not frightened.
|
||||
|
||||
they don’t snap out of the blood frenzy but are unable to approach, still can attack Squeeve tho
|
||||
|
||||
they all miss squeeve, he’s not injured further and isn’t bleeding
|
||||
|
||||
squeeve firebolts one for moderate damage, air smells like burning fish, gross
|
||||
|
||||
squelch belts one of the attackers with a hammer, breaks him out of blood frenzy, now he’s just frightened.
|
||||
|
||||
hits the other one as well, causes them to flee, guard tackles them all
|
||||
|
||||
general and the others usher them out to escort them back to their home
|
||||
|
||||
in the airlock, as soon as the central door closes, zarveth casts magical darkness and covers with a sneeze, tries to pickpocket the keys, fails but isn’t discovered.
|
||||
|
||||
dispels darkness and they continue home
|
||||
|
||||
try to think of their knowledge of this race, squeeve mentions the general seemed to use a passphrase to open the door, zarveth says he will tear it from his mind (not how telepathy works)
|
||||
|
||||
Dying might make their life flash before their eyes, asks squelch if he has speak with dead, he does not “pity”
|
||||
|
||||
decides to secure more sharks, stealths up under magic darkness to guard tower, assasinates the guard, steals harpoon, appears out of puff of darkness and gives harpoon to the dealer, gets all the remaining sharks
|
||||
|
||||
the priestess sends a courier, she says they are going to go to the dragon queen for more talks etc
|
||||
|
||||
squelch and zara has aren’t impressed, zarthas seizes the messenger and says they will go to see the priestess NOW
|
||||
|
||||
they go to the priestess and she talks about more talks etc, zarthas cuts through it and says that they will give them a display of hte queens power, a 4v4 battle with any of her soldiers
|
||||
|
||||
they go to a battlefield on the sea floor, 4 massive 4 armed warriors with giant sharks. reduced fight down to 3 soldiers and 1 shark
|
||||
|
||||
squelch charges in and engages one misses
|
||||
|
||||
squee and creampie launch attacks and do minor to moderate damage to one
|
||||
|
||||
zarthas charges in and tries to engage all 3, does massive damage to one after sphere of darkness
|
||||
|
||||
shark flanks and rushes to attack creampie the ranger, misses
|
||||
|
||||
more attack zarthas and do some damage
|
||||
|
||||
squelch being attacked, down to 22 out of 36 oof
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth hits 3 with his breath attack, 25 dmg to 2 of them, other takes half damage, he kills one
|
||||
|
||||
squelch taking damage, down to 10
|
||||
|
||||
shark attacks squeeve, has to keep moving, gets opp attack from creampie, it hits squeeve for moderate damage
|
||||
|
||||
squelch hits and divine smites his target, fury of the small, does big damage and disengages to retreat and not die, zarveth will mop them up
|
||||
|
||||
the two goblins attack the shark that’s circling them, firebolt hits for small damage, bow misses
|
||||
|
||||
zarveth recharges at the start of his turn successfully and then breath attacks again, kills both remaining soldiers, melts their bodies, holds up their heads and drops darkness
|
||||
|
||||
shark misses its target, squelch hits it for low damage then pumps divine smites into it, kills it
|
||||
|
||||
all the forces of the fish people are dead
|
||||
|
||||
tidecaller approaches them, not happy but agrees to do their bidding, zarveth orders them to make all haste to the queen, gather their apparatus etc.
|
||||
|
||||
He will remain with them to oversee the armies etc
|
||||
|
||||
squelch decides to pilot the robot lobster with the other goblins, some hijinks bad piloting etc; get back to the queens lair and clumsily clunk up onto the land. Creampie has earned the title of Pilot of the lobster.
|
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||||
21/9/2025
|
||||
|
||||
Enemy ship has crashed into the basement *
giant female space elves attack, 3 giant ones 8ft tall “for the empress”, one smaller one in the rear
|
||||
|
||||
Bubba: death by snu snu
|
||||
|
||||
autismus teleports down and targets first elfstarte with magic missile for 17
|
||||
|
||||
bubba attacks same one after hunters mark and misses with first attack, hits with second and does 25 dmg and then 18
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey knows that elves are immune to charm coz fae ancestry, puts heat metal on middle elfstarte, does 8 dmg and they crit fail their save against disadvantage
|
||||
|
||||
elfstarte moves up, two by dyson and flapjack, one tangled up in fishing rod, attacking bubba
|
||||
|
||||
flapjack got missed, Dyson got hit, 8 dmg
|
||||
|
||||
smaller elf heals the tangled, injured elfstarte significantly
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus using big lightning staff lightning line attack, elfstarte succeeds save, elf mage fails, 28 dmg
|
||||
|
||||
bubba circles around and attacks mage/priest, hits, 6dmg + 9dmg
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey re-heats metal, does 13 dmg, they fail their save and have disadvantage again, drinks potion, gets back 8 hp
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey yells at Dyson to do something, he uses his small breath attack on the elfstartes in front of him, didn’t do much damage
|
||||
|
||||
hamsters squeak and seemingly flee onto the enemy ship
|
||||
|
||||
disadvantaged one leaves flapjack and starts attacking autismus, hit for 8, misses second attack. autismus hellish rebuke for 15 dmg
|
||||
|
||||
dyson being attacked again, they miss him
|
||||
|
||||
bubba gets attacked, hit by elfstarte, 5 dmg + 10 with glowing a revving
|
||||
|
||||
elf mage casts a spell, radiant fire rains down on bubba, 12 dmg after dex save
|
||||
|
||||
autismus burning hands his attacker and incinerates it
|
||||
|
||||
bubba attacks priestess again, does 8dmg + 8dmg
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey runs over to defend Dyson, thunderwave for 13 dmg, pushes their attacker back, moves up to body block Dyson, condescendingly says “dad do”
|
||||
|
||||
elfstarte rushes back and attacks Joffrey with 2 swords, misses first attack, hits with second 25 dmg, instantly downs him
|
||||
|
||||
priest attacks bubba with their morningstar, hits with first, misses second, does 16 dmg. bubba really low (11)
|
||||
|
||||
autismus circles and hits elfstarte and priestess with burning hands, 9dmg to both, priestess died, elfstarte looking bad.
|
||||
|
||||
bubba attacks his remaining elfstarte and does 6dmg + 9dmg, elfstarte on their last legs
|
||||
|
||||
elfstarte on joffrey downs dyson as well
|
||||
|
||||
elfstarte hits autismus with 1 of its attacks, 7dmg, he’s on his last legs (5hp)
|
||||
|
||||
autismus casts burning hands on the weak elfstarte and just kills it; sorcery point to cast again on his bonus action, standing defensively over joffrey, casts burning hands again for 10 dmg
|
||||
|
||||
bubba considers stabilising joffrey but unloads instead after joffrey tells him not to; nat 20, does 14 dmg, attacks again, hits for 7dmg
|
||||
|
||||
last attacker misses bubba twice, luckily
|
||||
|
||||
autismus casts burning hands again, does 14, but attacker saves for half; uses last sorcery point to cast magic missile, fully tapped, kills it
|
||||
|
||||
bubba stabilises joffrey and autismus gets dyson
|
||||
|
||||
eerily quiet now
|
||||
|
||||
priest has regular morningstar on them, fancy chain armor; elfstartes have non-magical seeming swords, seems the glowing and revving were racial abilities
|
||||
|
||||
get 4x long swords off elfstartes
|
||||
|
||||
hamsters are off in the enemy ship
|
||||
|
||||
short rest + song of rest
|
||||
|
||||
go to see what hamsters are doing, waiting in the hole, we follow them in, pretty demolished, collapsed rooms etc, the death ray did huge damage
|
||||
|
||||
in the brig there is a goblin in a cage, doesnt look like one of squelch’s tribe
|
||||
|
||||
covered in random bits of metal etc, cobbled together mad max armor, pots and pans
|
||||
|
||||
“hey you’ve found me, do you have the key ?”
|
||||
|
||||
no we don’t, he doesnt know who has the key, says he’s a tinkerer “slow bad”, the hamsters belong to him, his pets
|
||||
|
||||
we negotiate for his help, give him my socket set, sets himself free,
|
||||
|
||||
we explore everything, he thinks we can salvage a ballista but it will require dry dock to fix
|
||||
|
||||
don’t want core parts, they’re illegal astral elf stuff and if we’re caught with them it will be bad
|
||||
|
||||
spelljammer is destroyed, joffrey asks if there are parts of value we could get and sell, maybe to pirates
|
||||
|
||||
says he knows where we could go, asks why we’re here, tell him about planet being destroyed, talks about knowing these ships had astral seeds on board
|
||||
|
||||
should go to “the rock” and see commodore crux
|
||||
|
||||
bubba gives him his rod and asks for help improving it, slow bad says he can make it better for astral fishing
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey suggests we don’t muck around and get out of here; they dispose of hte corpses, patch the hole in the ship after dislodging the moth ship.
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey confronts flapjack after slow bad gives him directions etc, asks what happened and why they crashed, then shushes him and asks bubba
Bubba rambles and implicates flapjack before admitted he knocked the stick
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey cuffs them both, after flapjack glared at bubba, bubba hits him as well
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey clones dyson’s research and gives his sword to the two engineers to make him a cane sword
|
||||
|
||||
bubba brews some potions and doles them out
|
||||
|
||||
autismus crafts some knuckledusters for flapjack
|
||||
|
||||
after a few days of warp travel arrive at an asteroid field, come around a big asteroid and see big snail shell thing, nautilloid
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey carves a tally mark into the wall by the gem controls to indicate a kill
|
||||
|
||||
summon slowbad to the bridge and asks for advice on it, panics initially then says its a derelict, joffrey is animated at the thought of salvage, says they should investigate.
|
||||
|
||||
we ask the crew for information on the derelict, flapjack scans for life signs, doesnt really seem like it, faint life signs but that could the living ship itself.
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey knows some stories of illithids and knows they are powerful and eat brains, capture victims
|
||||
|
||||
ship seems to have been attacked by ballistas etc, some evidence of spell damage on the ship decks, might have been pirates, damage happened a while ago.
|
||||
|
||||
fly up to board the ship, lower decks are badly damaged and blocked up, only top decks are accessible.
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey attempts “snake jazz”, succeeds, bubba’s eyes roll up into his head and glow and momentarily it seems that another malevolent entity is looking out of his eyes and he loses control.
|
||||
|
||||
bubba has his fish bowl on his head full of water to breathe, they leave and land on the deck
|
||||
|
||||
autismus has a cod piece made from the elve’s underwear that he’s breathing through
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey goes with them with SlowBad in tow to inspect for salvage
|
||||
|
||||
on the deck, not much around, some damage, ballista bolts stabbed into the deck etc,
|
||||
|
||||
big sphincter like doors, bubba starts punching it and it pops open, relaxes. besides them are some balls that seem they are meant to be used to open it
|
||||
|
||||
stairs leading up to higher platform inside, ornate chair, not like a spelljammer just a cool chair, captains area.
|
||||
|
||||
2 ballistas might be able to be salvaged, should look for the spelljammer throne, that’s probably most valuable thing
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey wants to take the ornate chair to use as his captains seat on the bridge.
|
||||
|
||||
next to the chair on hte floor is a humanoid being, seems to be illithid, its headless
|
||||
|
||||
has a fancy breastplate with tentacle motifs etc, joffrey collects it +1 breastplate
|
||||
|
||||
spelljammer appears to have been removed, probably githyanki have attacked this ship, its what they do
there is a second corpse in the room, autismus checks it, it has a scroll, Wall of Force
|
||||
|
||||
bubba goes through pair of doors, finds some animal like things in cages, doesnt find anything much of value. he unlocks the door to the cages and rifles through the corpses. He finds some 26 gold, 126 silver and a red ruby ring
|
||||
|
||||
bubba needs to make an int save, succeeds, little brain with arms appears behind him and attacks, misses
he kills it
|
||||
|
||||
in a fight, autismus twists and pull to go through
|
||||
|
||||
2x corpses got up and attacked him, autismus flames them to death and now their heads have exploded and hostile brain creatures have come out, are attacking
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey having space coffee in the command throne, oblivious to what’s going on
|
||||
|
||||
brain psychic attacks bubba for 10 dmg, reduces his int to 0 on a failed save, he falls to the ground unconscious
|
||||
|
||||
another brain psychic attacks autismus for 15 dmg, fails to beat his intelligence score and he isn’t turned into a vegetable
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey hears then screaming for help, gets through the door, uses mage hand to operate the balls, met with the scene of bubba on the ground unconscious and autismus badly injured.
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey inspires himself, “my god” looks at a picture of himself in his locket casts thunderwave lv 2, 12 dmg to one, 6 to the other, they’re both still up
|
||||
|
||||
autismus magic missiles and kills one, injures the other
|
||||
|
||||
bubba int contest with int devourer, he fails, he gets back up, the int devourer has disappeared…
its inside his head and has eaten his brain
|
||||
|
||||
his body gets up and attacks autismus, he misses him
|
||||
|
||||
autismus attacks him with magic missile
|
||||
|
||||
Joffrey does an insight check (successful) knows he’s being controlled, plays snake jazz, succeeds, the int devourer is kicked out, his eyes start glowing and he seems stunned, mesmerised by the jazz
|
||||
|
||||
int devourer tries to attack bubba again, fails to inhabit him because of snake jazz defense and it has an aneurysm and dies.
Joffrey continues playing snake jazz seeing him stunned, uses mage hand to sleight of hand the 26 gold from earlier off him
loses 1 coin, autismus finds it on hte ground by his feet , coin has tentacle motif on it, lucky gold illithid coin
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey drops snake jazz and rushes to him, seems concerned for him says he was unconscious etc
|
||||
|
||||
autismus doesnt see joffrey take the money, finds coin and gives back to bubba, bubba refuses and says autismus saved his life
|
||||
|
||||
as they’re checking themselves etc, slowbad comes in and asks if its time to leave, he has removed the 2x ballistas and a psionic control gem
|
||||
|
||||
Autismus and joffrey collect some intellect devourer brain matter
|
||||
|
||||
joffrey has him remove the fancy illithid chair and coffee machine and they leave
|
||||
|
||||
6 hours out from the rock
|
||||
|
||||
Arrive at The Rock of Bral, giant asteroid city with many disticts and a port
|
||||
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
|
||||
![[Obelisk.png|697]]
|
||||
|
||||
A supposed Tiefling war memorial placed along the road out of [[SiegHell]].
|
||||
Later discovered to be a crashed Spelljammer ship seemingly piloted by a pair of [[Giant Space Hampsters]].
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
|
||||
The Qumdrop swamp is a marshland a number of hours march from [[SiegHell]] that requires traversing The Outlet to get to; it is the location of the [[Dragon Queen]]'s original lair and where her followers, the strongest of [[The Watt Tribe]], lived.
|
||||
|
||||
In a dungeon under a large, old tree in the swamp, the party found the [[Race Changer Lab]], where the incident with the [[Sheepgoblinborn]] occurred.
|
||||
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
|
||||
![[Race Changer.png|1197]]The Race Changer Lab was discovered by the party in the first session when they were led here by the [[Sheepgoblinborn]]; it was housed in a dungeon complex located under the [[Qumdrop Swamp]], that contained a mysterious machine powered by life energy gems, likely from [[Big Succ]] technology.
|
||||
![[Race Changer.png|1197]]
|
||||
|
||||
The Race Changer Lab was discovered by the party in the first session when they were led here by the [[Sheepgoblinborn]]; it was housed in a dungeon complex located under the [[Qumdrop Swamp]], that contained a mysterious machine powered by life energy gems, likely from [[Big Succ]] technology.
|
||||
|
||||
The Race Changer machine allowed the user to select a species using the control panel, then select a number of limbs for their transformation, before entering the chamber. (ex: selecting Dragon and 2 limbs, would result in being converted into a dragonborn).
|
||||
@@ -1,2 +1,7 @@
|
||||
![[Sheep-Bone Brewery.png]]
|
||||
Sheep-Bone Brewery was the first business venture owned and operated by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], in the town of [[SiegHell]]; it's namesake was a set of sheep knucklebone dice that adorned the bar, collected from the [[Sheepgoblinborn]].
|
||||
|
||||
Sheep-Bone Brewery was the first business venture owned and operated by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], in the town of [[SiegHell]]; it's namesake was a set of sheep knucklebone dice that adorned the bar, collected from the [[Sheepgoblinborn]]. It's meteoric rise in popularity was thanks to some magical hops that the party found in the antechamber of the [[Race Changer Lab]], inside of a keg robot that they defeated; Using these hops would produce excellent quality ale regardless of the quality, or purity, of the ingredients used.
|
||||
|
||||
In recognition of their contribution to his business, Joffrey offered [[Autismus Von Autingler]] and [[Bubba]] a lifetime 5% discount on drinks purchased there.
|
||||
|
||||
Unfortunately the fate of Sheep-Bone Brewery is unknown; it was either destroyed, or replaced, when Joffrey landed [[Tiefstein Tower]] on his land to gain technical ownership of the spelljammer. It may have been swapped with the previous location of the lighthouse, above the goblin village at [[Steep Run]].
|
||||
@@ -1 +1,14 @@
|
||||
![[sieghell.png|442]]
|
||||
![[sieghell.png|442]]
|
||||
|
||||
Sieghell is the home town of the party; as far as anyone can remember, the town was populated by Tieflings originally, however the party lost their memory of their past and this is uncertain.
|
||||
|
||||
##### Notable locations in town:
|
||||
|
||||
- [[Sheep-Bone Brewery]]
|
||||
- [[The Ivory Tower]]
|
||||
- [[Tiefstein Tower]]
|
||||
|
||||
##### Notable locations in the Greater-Sieghell area:
|
||||
|
||||
- [[Qumdrop Swamp]]
|
||||
- [[Obelisk of O’brien]]
|
||||
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
|
||||
The Gauntlet of Doom was the dungeon bordering [[The Vitamin Sea]], that the party was sent to, on behalf of the [[Dragon Queen]], to obtain a powerful magical artifact; they found it was inhabited by rat men that they were never able to encounter, they continually left silly traps behind and fled.
|
||||
|
||||
After a PTSD triggering encounter with some fake mannequins of rust monsters, a game of minesweeper, some death stairs and a riddle about Pa's Sword; the party arrived in a room with an ornate mirror in the center.
|
||||
|
||||
Gazing into the mirror revealed an altered image of the room they were in that was full of treasure; they had to solve a puzzle involving looking at the four skeletal statues around the room, realizing they had no eyes, and that they had to read the inscription above the mirror without including the letter "I".
|
||||
|
||||
Having solved the puzzle, the mirror became a portal and the party entered a treasure vault, where they found the [[Sword of Dragon Hoarding]], and piles of coins etc.
|
||||
|
||||
Interacting with any of the treasure triggered it to form into a treasure dragon and attack. Defeating the dragon, they were able to retrieve the sword that had magical properties; driving it into treasure, completing a ritual and setting a password, it would become a guardian for it, and form whatever valuables were around into a dragon when disturbed.
|
||||
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
|
||||
A popular tavern on [[The Rock of Bral]], operated by the friendly beholder, Large Luigi.
|
||||
Notably the location of a talent show that the party entered into, miraculously winning first, and second place.
|
||||
A popular tavern on [[The Rock of Bral]], operated by the friendly beholder, [[Large Luigi]].
|
||||
Notably the location where the party met [[Crux]], and the site of a talent show that they entered into, miraculously winning first and second place; First prize was [[Lumio]] the sentient desk lamp, won by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], [[Dyson]] and [[Kilgore the Destroyer]]
|
||||
@@ -1,7 +1,12 @@
|
||||
![[rockbral_map.png]]
|
||||
## Notable Locations
|
||||
|
||||
##### Notable Locations
|
||||
|
||||
- [[The Happy Beholder]]
|
||||
## Notable NPC's
|
||||
|
||||
##### Notable NPC's
|
||||
|
||||
- Ambassador [[Katar Von Erg]]
|
||||
- [[Slowbad]] and the [[Scrapjacks]]
|
||||
- [[Bad Boy Bubby]]
|
||||
- [[Jahn]]
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
|
||||
![[Snake Jazz.png]]
|
||||
|
||||
Snake Jazz is a form of musical enchantment composed by [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], intended to charm the mechanical snake implanted in [[Bubba]] by [[Trae'Vhor]], and ideally force it to leave.
|
||||
|
||||
Unexpectedly, Snake Jazz has the effect of causing Bubba to have a sort of epileptic seizure and lose control of his body as the snake takes over; causing him to become immobile with his eyes rolled back in his head.
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Item
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[Illithid Coin.png]]
|
||||
|
||||
"A mysterious possession of [[Autismus Von Autingler]], found onboard a derelict Illithid Nautilus ship encountered by the party on their way to [[The Rock of Bral]] from their home world.
|
||||
|
||||
It has no known function, but is a curiosity as it bears Illithid markings when they do not use currency."
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -2,6 +2,8 @@
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- Item
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[Ioun Stone of Eternity.png|337]]
|
||||
|
||||
The Ioun Stone of Eternity is a legendary magical artifact in the possession of [[Joffrey Tiefstein]], making him functionally immortal.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -14,6 +16,6 @@ Timeless Body:
|
||||
|
||||
While this stone orbits you, you cease aging and cannot be magically aged. You are immune to the exhaustion caused by lack of food, water, or sleep.
|
||||
|
||||
Future’s Whisper: You gain a +2 bonus to AC and dex saves.
|
||||
Future’s Whisper: You gain a +2 bonus to AC and DEX saves.
|
||||
|
||||
Temporal Recall (1/week). As an action, you can undo the last 6 seconds (one round) of time. At the end of the round, you choose to keep or revert it. Everything reverts to how it was at the start of that round—including hit points, spell slots, positions, and conditions—except your memory of what occurred.
|
||||
@@ -2,6 +2,14 @@
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- Spelljammer
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[Lobster Ship.png]]The lobster ship is a small, unique spelljammer that can be crewed by a one or two regular sized pilots, or up to 3 goblins. It is currently in the possession of [[Squelch]]'s party, piloted by the goblin, Creampie.
|
||||
![[Lobster Ship.png]]
|
||||
|
||||
The lobster ship was acquired during a mission to the bottom of the ocean to see the Sahuagin by [[Squelch]] and [[Zarveth]]; it's meant to be a significant power source that was coveted by the [[Dragon Queen]] for an unknown purpose.
|
||||
The lobster ship is a small, unique spelljammer that can be crewed by a one or two regular sized pilots, or up to 3 goblins. It is currently in the possession of [[Squelch]]'s party, piloted by the goblin, [[Creampie]].
|
||||
|
||||
The lobster ship was acquired during a mission to the bottom of the ocean to see the Sahuagin by [[Squelch]] and [[Zarveth]]; it's meant to be a significant power source that was coveted by the [[Dragon Queen]] for an unknown purpose.
|
||||
|
||||
### Crewmembers:
|
||||
|
||||
- [[Squelch]] - Captain
|
||||
- [[Creampie]] - Pilot
|
||||
- [[Squeeve]] - Is also there
|
||||
@@ -4,4 +4,14 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Spelljammer
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[Second Wind.png]]
|
||||
|
||||
The Second Wind is a galleon class Spelljammer belonging to [[Crux]], currently under the command of Admiral [[Joffrey Tiefstein]]. It is the successor to [[Crux]]' original ship, The First Wind, that was lost in battle.
|
||||
|
||||
### Crewmembers:
|
||||
|
||||
- [[Crux]] - Commanding Officer
|
||||
- [[Mr Gibbons]] - First Mate
|
||||
- [[Vask]] - ex-lookout
|
||||
- [[Peggy]] - Deckhand
|
||||
- [[Dexa]] - Spelljammer Pilot
|
||||
- [[Lilip]] - Engineer
|
||||
9
Seighell/Misc Items/Sword of Dragon Hoarding.md
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Seighell/Misc Items/Sword of Dragon Hoarding.md
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@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- Item
|
||||
- Weapon
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[Sword of Dragon Hoarding.png]] | ***"The Sword of Dragon Hoarding is a unique +1 longsword possessed by [[Squelch]]; It was discovered in [[The Gauntlet of Doom]] and previously carried by [[Autismus Von Autingler\|Autismus]]."***<br><br>***"The sword's unique function is that it can form a hoard of treasure into a guardian dragon made of valuables. After a ritual is performed, and the sword is left driven into a mound of treasure, thieves attempting to disturb the treasure will activate the enchantment."*** |
|
||||
| --------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
||||
| | |
|
||||
@@ -4,4 +4,10 @@ tags:
|
||||
- Vampirate
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[The Last Breath.png]]
|
||||
The Last Breath is a galleon class Spelljammer commanded by the Vampirate,[[Grimrod Garglinale]]; It serves as his personal flagship.
|
||||
|
||||
The Last Breath is a galleon class Spelljammer commanded by the Vampirate, [[Grimrod Garglinale]]; It serves as his personal flagship.
|
||||
|
||||
### Crewmembers:
|
||||
|
||||
- [[Grimrod Garglinale]] - Captain
|
||||
- Dorgo and Vita - Vampirate crewmembers
|
||||
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
|
||||
---
|
||||
tags:
|
||||
- Item
|
||||
- Weapon
|
||||
---
|
||||
|
||||
| ![[waksplat.png]] | ***"The Wak Splat is a unique magical hammer and heirloom of [[The Watt Tribe]]; he who wields this weapon is considered their champion. It's primary feature is enhancing all of the stats of a goblin wielder."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
| ![[waksplat.png]] | ***"The Wak Splat is a unique magical hammer and heirloom of [[The Watt Tribe]]; he who wields this weapon is considered their champion. It's primary feature is enhancing all of the stats of a goblin wielder."***<br><br>***"The seemingly mundane wooden hammer has a white, glowing crystal affixed inside the head, that appears to related to [[Big Succ]] technology."*** |
|
||||
| ----------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
|
||||
|
||||
@@ -4,7 +4,9 @@ tags:
|
||||
---
|
||||
![[TiefsteinTower.png]]
|
||||
|
||||
***"A lighthouse that has been refitted several times.***
|
||||
***Is is currently owned by the party and being repaired at the docks on [[The Rock Of Bral]].***
|
||||
***Originally the research base of [[Hoover Schlorp]], he had installed a [[Big Succ]] gem in place of the lamp that could be used to power several functions of the Lighthouse after collecting energy from the local area."***
|
||||
A lighthouse that has been refitted several times.
|
||||
|
||||
It is currently owned by the party and being repaired and equipped with weaponry at the docks on [[The Rock Of Bral]].
|
||||
|
||||
Originally the research base of [[Hoover Schlorp]], he had installed a [[Big Succ]] gem in place of the lamp, that could be used to power several functions of the Lighthouse, after collecting energy from the local area.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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