The Griff are a race of militaristic, humanoid hippos known for their proficiency with the manufacture and use of firearms; as well as their peculiar defecation mechanics, spreading feces over a wide area with their tails whenever the need arises. 

##### Notable Members:

- [[Crux]] - Previously a commodore before falling to disgrace
- [[Warwick Blastemoff]] - Sergeant in Griff Navy